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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 7994 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 94 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 122 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 20 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.