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Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 1310 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 6 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 119 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Mines Excavated: | 4501 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 251 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that players have reported seeing pigs flying and skeletons doing the Macarena. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we once had a player build a monument to their lost diamond pickaxe, complete with a funeral procession led by a zombie in a top hat.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a creeper trying to do stand-up comedy. Just remember, on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves your family members getting up to some scandalous shenanigans.