Blake’s Block Party Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Yang’s hair? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for all you RWBY fans (or haters, we don’t judge) to come together and unleash your inner Huntsman or Huntress.

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where Rooster Teeth has shut down (gasp!) and RWBY has been bought by Viz Media (double gasp!). But fear not, Patch will rise again! And if you’re tired of ship fighting, just sit back and enjoy (or ignore) the porn. Yes, you read that right.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy events like arguing about E-Celebs, IRL politics, and of course, not believing their lies. And if you’re feeling lost, just read the Pastebin for some guidance.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make this Minecraft server the craziest one in all of Remnant!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Crops Grown:	9472
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8797

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Cake Smp

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft survival smp server. Griefing and killing people is allowed. Rules: No hacking/X-ray, No harassment/bullying others, no offensive language in chat (swearing is allowed) and no spawn killing. You are allowed to grief bases and kill other players. After you kill another player you may not kill them for another 10 minutes. Forming alliances or teams is encouraged Don’t build lag machines too ig The server has a world border of 10k but it will be expanded if more people join

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

DesiredCraft Network

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Vox Populi

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

We are a tight Minecraft community with a lot to offer. Everyone is welcome. We have some awesome role play and fantasy goals and experiences, as well as completely unique plugins and features that you have to see to believe. We are probably the highest quality server you’d ever find, you have our word.

**Rules**: No Griefing. No Profanity. Use Common sense. /rules in game.

**Plugins**: We have over 60 plugins, all configured by hand with lots of love.

**Owner**: Zombiemold

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Ores Mined:	6981

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

voortex online

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hey! We are voortex. A new Semi-Vanilla SMP. If you are looking for a new Minecraft Server that is currently trying to build a strong and active Community, feel free to join us!

See you there!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Farms Harvested:	280
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Secret Passages Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

CraftGeneration Server

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival

Server for the Portuguese-speaking community, the most stable and organized in Brazil and perhaps in the world.

no resets during active version online since 2010

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Star Shards Collected:	216	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SkyRomania

Survival

SKY ROMANIA is a server focused on survival, we are a new server with huge potential. For donations or other information, go to our Facebook page: https://dsc.gg/skyrom

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Villages Defended:	12	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Havoc

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Our goal here at HAVOC is to have something for everyone. Every day we are hard at work developing new plugins, building new buildings and fostering new ideas. That is something you don’t find every day. Here at HAVOC you get well educated, professional staff, whom are more than happy to answer all of your questions, but will stay out of your way. We allow our players to effectively moderate themselves, only stepping in when need be. We will never bother you with stupid rules, no items are black-listed, the game will never be nerfed in any way.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

ZaraKits

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Zarakits is a Lifesteal server that just released beta can’t wait to see you Minecraft miners!

We also give free kits to players! That join

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	380	Endless Night Skies:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Minecraft Omega

Minecraft Omega – The last server you will need!

Welcome to the new world and may your torches always light, your bellies always be full, and your legs run faster than the creepers!

I’m happy to announce that Minecraft Omega is one of the fastest growing professionally hosted Minecraft servers around! Please feel free to join the world, set up camp, and make yourselves at home. Invite your friends. Start a community. This server is by the players, for the players – it will grow and evolve based on what the community desires. The ultimate goal: have fun! Basic common sense rules apply.

-Craftbukkit Survival PVP/PVE -64 player support (growth to 200+ emminent) -Dynamic economy, ever evolving set of plugins and settings to keep things interesting! -Greylist for emergencies only, plenty of cheat and grief protection. -Experienced, professional, courteous staff with extensive hosting experience.

Current plugins: Towny, Gods, McMMO, Broker, Citizens to name a few!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Potato SMP

Earth, Survival

Server created for handling vanilla redstone contraptions Our server have no paper/spigot that will interfere vanilla redstone logics, hopper and such. Everything same as vanilla minecraft. Professionals can design complicated redstone together without lag and problems Map/progress will not be wiped

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Vale Network

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

– Create your own towns, claims, and nations with Towny! – With a fresh new Towny map, create your map on our large 9kx9k map! Check out our live render of the world at https://map.vale.gg – EliteMobs dungeons, bosses, and custom items – Unique ranking system with personalized perks – Community Favorite: Slimefun plugin with many addons and world generation. – Jobs with awesome level-up perks. – Survival and vote crates – A small, friendly tight-knit community and staff team. – Anti-griefing tools, rollbacks, secured backups, and a no map reset policy. —-

Play Now. play.vale.gg

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Ores Mined:	3600	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

VexRealms

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Fresh and New server ! Made by – Elite Craft on Youtube

Lifesteal , Survival , vanilla , SMP server

Subscribe to :- https://www.youtube.com/@tamimytpie

Also join our discord server – Elite Craft Community Link :- https://discord.com/invite/7bVMQC7u

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Ores Mined:	6045
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Star Shards Collected:	200	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BraveNetwork

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Skyblock, Skywars

Upon logging in, you will be greeted by many portals. Walk into a portal to be automatically teleported to one of our servers.

Servers: Creative, Factions, Skyblock, MiniGames, Vanilla.

Website: http://bravenetwork.net Donate for awesome features and ranks at http://bravenetwork.buycraft.net

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minexyz.PL

Earth

The best EarthSMP server in Poland! Join the best SMP adventure with a real world map! The server has space, vehicles, factories and much more! Feel free to enter 😀

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Rencorner Network

Factions, KitPvP, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

~~~~ RenCorner ~~~~

NOW 1.16!

We host a collection of the best minecraft servers all accessable from the central HUB on a bungee-cord network. We support our players staying active on the forums and we understand communication is key to keeping a minecraft server working its best. Our friendly staff plays by the same rules as everyone else and have no unfair advantages over regular users. The server is being constantly updated and we are always willing to take requests from our users and implement them into the system. ~~~~ Overview ~~~~

– PVE , PVP, Minigames, Skyblock and much more.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.