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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 3731 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!