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Players: | 99/300 | Votes: | 4457 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 2830 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 27 |
Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!