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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 9883 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!