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Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 7756 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 52 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!