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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 7083 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4010 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!