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Players: | 95/600 | Votes: | 6830 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 8 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 92 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!