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Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 103 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 656 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!