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Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 6838 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Void Gems Collected: | 38 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 5463 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Votes: | 6572 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a literal textbook for market exhaustion, Kamala is apparently anti-crypto (watch out, faggots), and the Stoch RSI 1M is falling faster than a creeper exploding. August might just be the month of massive selling, but don’t worry, we’re still long term macro bullish… we just might dip hard to 40K first. So come join us for a wild ride of Minecraft madness and market mayhem!