Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BossCraft

Creative, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Bosscraft offers Prison, Skyblock and Survival (SMP) on Minecraft Version 1.19. This server is uniquely set based around the players in a community based Minecraft multiplayer experience. For anyone who is interested in an all-in-one Minecraft experience with a great environment; this is the server for you!Prison Skyblock Survival SMP Roleplay PvPJAVA IP: org.bosscraft.net BEDROCK IP: bedrock.bosscraft.net:19132(Support for versions: 1.8 to 1.19) with Bedrock Support!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Gods Slained:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	40	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Crops Grown:	5850
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	92	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	248	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Alien Abductions:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	6018	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	823812	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Towns Built:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Animals Bred:	40	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Farms Harvested:	580	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Farms Harvested:	890
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Ores Mined:	8347
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Magic Items Found:	1871
Love Letters Sent:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Alien Abductions:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	1368
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	9352
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!