Black Hair? Useless? Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being surrounded by useless welfare honeys with black hair? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for those with blonde hair and innovative ideas! Join us and help save the planet from the destruction caused by black-haired individuals like Nikola Tesla and the creators of nuclear waste. Plus, did you know that all the best inventions, from cars to rockets, were created by tall, blonde-haired white men? So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and be a part of something truly groundbreaking? Say goodbye to the plague of justinion and hello to a world where only the most brilliant minds thrive. Join now and let’s show those black-haired retards what real innovation looks like!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Plyblox Network

Factions, PvE, PvP, Towny

Welcome to Plyblox Network! We are a brand new server, our goal is to become a network of different game-modes for players to enjoy. We have 2 different game-modes right now. We currently have Factions with Guns server, with additional plugins along side. Secondly we have a Towny/SMP server with an entire storyline with lore to complete, custom dungeons & mobs, custom gear and so much more. We are so excited to see you play with us. We are a professional team of staff, and looking to grow our team. Inquire within and file as application for our staff.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

karlssonSMP

Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

At karlssonSMP, our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life and security plugins as well as datapacks to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

LifeYoinkSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

LifeYoinkSMP is a cracked public replica of the lifesteal life with a bedrock cross-play. We provide a lag free 24/7 Minecraft server with no lag, Without any issues

• 24/7 Minecraft server • Bedrock Cross-play • Weekly Nitro Giveaway • Cracked Available • Any Version

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

RebelMC

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

RebelMC is Minecraft anarchy at its best. This server is vanilla survival game play with PvP, a never ending world and no rules. The IP is rebelmc.net.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Vinyard

MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to VineyardServer Ip – vineyard.apexmc.coDiscord – https://discord.gg/nPmDB7Y9tfWe are a relaxed community that loves minecraft but with a twist!Added features. 1. Slimefun – this adds a bunch of new items to the game that allow u to automate almost everything in the game. Like farms,spawners,stroagesystems,auto crafting and much more. 2. PyroFishing – this adds over 100 custom fish into the game. along with many more cool features 3. Towny – you can create a town to make claim to protect you items. also add a /town spawn and many other features. 4. Mcmmo – this add a whole bunch of skills into the game. so as you level you will receive different buffs depending on the skill. also adds a party feature so you can grind with your friends and level up together. 5. Creates – we have vote crates aswell as a bunch of crates u can obtain with in game currency. not only that we have cosmetic crates so u can customize your tools,weapons,armor also sometimes hats and backpacks.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	78	Farms Harvested:	149
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Acidic

PvE, PvP

Acidic is a Java based survival server with a small community, the server is lightly modified with plugins that we believe improve game play. We have custom Warps, Shops, Lockable items and more! Come build cities with your friends or do whatever you’d like! Server is DDOS protected, has a 24-7 uptime, active staff. Community input is always valued when adding additional plugins.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

HeathyBox

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival

HeathyBox is a newly made minecraft box server! Our biggest update yet has just released, the Nether update!

Come play, have fun, invite your friends, use yours kills!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

LifeLantern

LifeSteal

LifeLantern is a cracked server to play and 24/7 With No Lagg So JOIN NOW!! 355665555666677544&!!”4-!&4-;-55-;&5&::-&&&::

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CoralHaven

Economy, Prison, PvP, Vanilla

– Dive into the captivating world of CoralHaven! –

– Server IP: play.coralhaven.net – Visit our Store: store.coralhaven.net – Explore more: coralhaven.net – Vote for us: coralhaven.net/vote

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Ores Mined:	4078	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

RedeFaint

Economy, KitPvP

Welcome to RedeFaint! A server with two modes KitPvP and Rankup! We are a Brazilian network committed to bringing the best to you! Each site you vote for will give you the right to VIP Champion for 5 minutes so you can make better use of the server! Come in and join us on this epic adventure

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Frostic MC

Survival

Looking for an epic Minecraft adventure? Look no further than Frostic MC! This incredible Minecraft server is the ultimate destination for all players seeking a thrilling and immersive gameplay experience. With its vast and diverse world, Frostic MC offers endless possibilities and excitement that will keep you hooked for hours on end! Why should you join Frostic MC? Well, let me tell you! Firstly, the server boasts a vibrant and friendly community that is always ready to welcome new players with open arms.

Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a complete newbie, you’ll find a supportive and inclusive environment where you can make new friends and forge unforgettable memories. But that’s not all! Frostic MC also has a wide range of features that cater to every player’s preferences.

There’s something for everyone to enjoy. The server’s dedicated team of staff members ensures that the gameplay is fair, balanced, and free from any cheaters or rule-breakers. So, what are you waiting for? Join Frostic MC today and embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey like no other! Prepare to be amazed by the stunning landscapes, engage in thrilling adventures, and become a part of a vibrant community that will make your gaming experience truly unforgettable.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

GotSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

Fun multiplayer sever with nice admin claims factions rtp soon voice chat multplayer we might make you an operator join today for a very fun time If you have any questions we GOT you! have fun

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

OpalMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

New Bedrock + Java Vanilla SMP! Looking for a cross-platform Vanilla Economy server with no pay-to-win features? Look no further- we’ve got what you need right here on Opal-MC!

– Always Online – Fair & Equal Economy – Custom Player-Owned Shops – Well Balanced MMO Skilling -Bedrock & Java Cross-Play – PVP Completely Optional – Free Ranks & Perks

Bedrock: play.opal-mc.com Java: play.opal-mc.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Runes Activated:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Donutopia

Survival, Vanilla

“Embark on an epic adventure in our Minecraft realm! Unleash your creativity, conquer challenging quests, and build your dream world with a vibrant community. Join us for an immersive gaming experience where imagination knows no bounds. Welcome to a realm of endless possibilities!” (chatgpt text

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Empyria

MCMMO, Pixelmon

Join the discord for the mods needed [in the channel ‘’announcement’’]

Welcome to our brand-new Minecraft server, where adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a unique gameplay experience with the Cobblemon mod, adding a new twist to your mining adventures by introducing Pokemon that you can battle and collect. Unleash your creativity with the Create mod, offering a wide range of tools and contraptions to build impressive structures and automate tasks. Join our community, explore vast worlds, and embark on exciting quests filled with challenges and rewards. Are you ready to craft, build, and conquer in this ultimate Minecraft journey?

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.