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Players: | 104/700 | Votes: | 326 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 3576 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 283 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 3 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.