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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 97 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 20 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Buildings Constructed: | 44 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.