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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8610 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 173 |
Crops Grown: | 9456 | New Chunks Explored: | 985063 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.