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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 3893 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 293 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.
Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.