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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 6385 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 18 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
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