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Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 9247 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 8725 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 9 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
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Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.