Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter – New America Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our AI guides are so advanced that they can help you build a house out of diamonds in no time. Plus, our BLACKED Modding is out of this world – turn your Minecraft character into a Genshin Impact hero or a Doki Doki Literature Club character, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we have an exclusive BNWO Dictionary to help you navigate our crazy world, and a Slur Strokes/Earned Orgasms Program that will leave you questioning reality. And don’t even get us started on our PMV Torrent – it’s a wild ride, let me tell you.

Join now for a chance to experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get a little…weird around here.

Updated November 6, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones

    Minecraft SMP – /blox/ – Blocky Legend of Xylophones
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we have taken inspiration from Nuketown and turned it into a blocky paradise of chaos and mayhem!

    Join us for epic battles, crazy builds, and outrageous adventures as we explore this explosive world.

    With new maps, modes, and updates that will blow your mind (literally), you’ll never run out of things to do on our server.

    We have weapon builds that will make your enemies quake in their pixelated boots, and an online gunsmith that will have you customizing your arsenal like never before.

    And don’t forget to check out our Warzone Tactical Maps, where strategy is key and survival is a challenge.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 58 Talking Trees Consulted: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Noob Nation Minecraft Server

    Noob Nation Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a country that hasn’t won a Nobel Prize in decades? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you have the chance to become a virtual Nobel Prize winner every day! Whether you’re building intricate redstone contraptions or creating stunning architectural masterpieces, the possibilities are endless. Join us and show the world that you are a true Minecraft genius! Who needs a real Nobel Prize when you can have a virtual one?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP

    Decline in g’s Population Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper pranks, epic PvP battles, and secret underground bases that rival the Batcave.

    But that’s not all! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a legendary redstone engineer who will help you build the most insane contraptions you’ve ever seen. Need a flying machine to explore the skies? Done. Want a TNT cannon to launch your enemies into orbit? We got you covered.

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret treasure hunt where players can uncover rare loot and hidden Easter eggs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond hoard guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable community in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you get blown up by a rogue creeper. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • LaughCraft Minecraft Server

    LaughCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride with the lovable Blonde Thief turned Bounty Hunter with a Laughter full of Joy and a Heart of Gold! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is so lit that even creepers are dancing to the beat of our music! – We have a secret underground base where we hold epic treasure hunts every week. – The owner of the server once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. True story, bro. – Our community is so tight-knit that we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of diamond blocks. – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on our server in disguise. Can you spot him?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Oh, and don’t forget to check out our YouTube, Twitch, VODs, Twitter, and Shop channels for even more craziness. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!

    Discord SMP Minecraft – Add Me!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a giant chicken invasion and had to fend them off with nothing but our trusty wooden swords. Or how about the time we all decided to build our houses underwater and ended up flooding the entire server?

    But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual llama racing competition, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor! And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a dancing pig named Sir Oinks-a-lot.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and add my discord, rwibnsshai :3, for all the laughs and chaos you can handle!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 6140 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

    ⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

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    ⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

    ⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

    ⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

    ⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

    ⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

    ⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

    ⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

    ⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

    ⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

    ⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 43
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Block Party Minecraft Server

    Block Party Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, soulless Minecraft servers where you can’t even tell if the person you’re talking to is a real human or just a larping imposter? Look no further, because our server is filled with REAL humans (we think) who are ready to engage in hilarious discussions and adventures with you!

    Join us on our server where the 3×3 thread is so disillusioned that even the obsessive stalker doesn’t know what’s real anymore. Our threads have lost their lustre, but that just means more room for outrageous stories and crazy antics! Who needs real human interaction when you can have virtual chaos and mayhem?

    So come on down to our mysterious, wacky Minecraft server where anything is possible (except maybe finding a real human). Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing until your sides hurt!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Mines Excavated: 1530
    Falling into the Void: 0 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun

    Minecraft SMP: RWBY Trash General House of Blacksun
    Are you a fan of RWBY or do you just love to hate it? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where RWBY reigns supreme, where arguing about ships, E-Celebs, and IRL politics is strictly prohibited (unless you want Patch to rise again, of course).

    But wait, there’s more! Rooster Teeth has shut down, RWBY has been bought by Viz Media, and all RWBY & RT content can now be found at a mysterious website. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the wackiest, most drama-filled Minecraft SMP out there. Don’t believe their lies, just click that link and let the madness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Falling into the Void: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your feet feeling cramped and uncomfortable in those narrow shoes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only wear wide flexible shoes! Why, you ask? Because they are not only healthy for your feet, but they also give you superpowers in the game! Imagine running faster, jumping higher, and even being able to stomp on creepers without taking any damage – all thanks to your wide flexible shoes!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that wearing these magical shoes will also attract rare and elusive mobs to your base. From diamond-clad zombies to rainbow-colored creepers, you never know what kind of crazy creatures will show up when you’re sporting your wide flexible shoes.

    So come join us on our server and experience the wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Who knew that the key to success in the game was simply changing your footwear? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today and start stomping your way to victory!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Animals Bred: 166

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP

    CROWN JEWEL Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit, it’s like WWE Crown Jewel but with creepers and zombies instead of wrestlers!

    Join us as we ride camels through the desert, race against each other, and explore the beautiful City Walk in Jeddah. It’s like a virtual vacation, but with more explosions!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness Gunther take on Cody Rhodes for the prestigious WWE Crown Jewel Title, Liv Morgan face off against Nia Jax for the Women’s Crown Jewel Title, and so much more insane matchups that will leave you on the edge of your minecart.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you see Roman Reigns team up with The Usos to take on The Bloodline in a battle that will shake the very foundations of our blocky world? Or watch Seth “Freakin” Rollins face off against Bronson Reed in a showdown that will go down in Minecraft history?

    Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun and drama that awaits you on our server. Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 14 Whispering Caves Entered: 7

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LoL Esports Minecraft Server?

    LoL Esports is the official competitive gaming organization for the popular online multiplayer game League of Legends. It was established by Riot Games and hosts professional tournaments and leagues around the world. Teams compete against each other for prize money and the chance to compete in major international events. LoL Esports has a large and dedicated fan base, with millions of viewers tuning in to watch matches online and in person.

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 13 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server

    CraftyCraft – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Hag Edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have reworked racial abilities that will have you laughing your way to victory. Imagine playing as a Worgen or Draenei with super OP abilities that will make your enemies run in fear.

    But wait, there’s more! Join our NA guild GLOBOFOMO on Moon Guard and become part of a community that is as wild and wacky as you are. Or join our EU guild Nerub Silkweaving Forum on Argent Dawn and show off your skills to players from around the world.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a secret society called Old >>500727583 that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 7 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP

    He Kneel Ed – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks!

    Join us if you dare, where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers breakdance for emeralds, and the Ender Dragon wears a top hat. Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, that’s too much for me.”

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you mine straight down at exactly coordinates 666, you’ll find a secret chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the ability to fly like a chicken. And don’t even get me started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for the most ridiculous, over-the-top, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Chad’s Relationship Ruined Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is just as intense as this wild story! Join us for a chance to ruin some zoomer chad’s relationship and become the ultimate bad boy (or girl) of the server.

    Imagine the thrill of lusting after a family friend, going on a date, and ending up kissing in a Minecraft car! Who needs real-life relationships when you can experience all the drama and excitement on our server?

    But beware, just like in this crazy story, things may not work out in the end. You might give off bad boy vibes with your pixelated tattoos, but deep down you’re just a huge autist jerking off to amateur cougar porn. Join our server for a chance to live out your wildest fantasies and create insane stories of your own!

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Space Cadet Minecraft SMP

    Space Cadet Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, do we have the SMP for you! Join us on our server where the creepers ride pigs, the villagers break out into dance parties, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood butterfly in disguise.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe that once belonged to a famous Minecraft player who could mine an entire mountain in one swing. Rumor has it that whoever finds this pickaxe will gain the power to turn all of their enemies into blocks of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your blocky life. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding pigs).

    Updated November 6, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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