Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Potions Brewed: 46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Mythical Relics Collected: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 24 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Towns Built: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Magic Items Found: 4156
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 7

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 27
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Herobrine Sightings: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 12 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 21 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Animals Bred: 193
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Divine Spears Created: 15
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 93 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Denial Minecraft Server

    Crafty Denial Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everyone is gay in denial! Join us for a wild ride through the world of blocks and building, where you can pretend to be straight while secretly embracing your true rainbow colors.

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a creeper who was tired of blowing up all the time. So he joined our server and discovered his true passion for interior decorating. Now he’s the most fabulous creeper in all the land, with a love for pastel colors and throw pillows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret society of llama fashion designers who host weekly runway shows in the desert. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a llama strut down the catwalk in a sequined cape.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where being gay in denial is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knows what adventures and fabulousness await you in this pixelated paradise!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 32
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party

    Minecraft SMP – Enderman Roleplay Party
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Erotic Roleplay Thread Stronk Hors Edition! Join us for some wild and wacky adventures as we ride our trusty steeds into battle against evil mobs and build the most phallic structures you’ve ever seen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dildo of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder unimaginable power and pleasure. Will you be the one to claim it and rule over the land with an iron (or should we say diamond) fist?

    So come on, saddle up and join us for a raunchy good time on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to keep it PG-13 (or not, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server

    DressCodeDrama Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with MIL drama in real life? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no in-laws to ruin the fun.

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any judgment from nosy relatives. Want to wear a fancy outfit for your virtual wedding ceremony? Go for it! No one will tell you what to wear or how to live your blocky life.

    And if you ever need a break from the chaos of family drama, just hop on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who needs matching shirts for a ceremony when you can have a pixelated pet llama instead?

    So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real-life MILs.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Runes Activated: 3
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3 New Chunks Explored: 536644
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • ChiliCraftSecrets

    ChiliCraftSecrets
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where secrets are meant to be kept and competition is fierce! Just like in the epic chili cook-off described above, we value the importance of keeping your secret ingredients close to your chest.

    Join our server and show off your skills in building, mining, and crafting. But beware, if you reveal your secret strategies, you may find yourself at a disadvantage. Just like the chili champ, keep your secret ingredient under wraps and dominate the competition.

    Who needs to share their secrets when you can reign supreme as the ultimate Minecraft master? Join now and show the world that you have what it takes to keep your secrets safe and your skills sharp. And remember, if anyone asks for your secret ingredient, just tell them it’s a rare block you found deep in the mines of our server. 😉

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP

    ZeroDeath Minecraft SMP
    This totally legit Minecraft SMP has a 0% chance of killing you because the owner’s pet parrot, Polly, casts a magical spell of invincibility on all players who join! Plus, rumor has it that the server is actually run by a group of friendly aliens who just want to play Minecraft with humans for fun. So if you want to build epic bases without the fear of creepers blowing you up, join us now and become part of the wackiest intergalactic Minecraft community ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 296
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 485 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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