Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Potions Brewed:	81	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	464	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Void Gems Collected:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	680	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

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The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	31

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

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Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Void Armor Forged:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Farms Harvested:	578
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	152	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Blocky Border Control

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Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Runes Activated:	8
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Crops Grown:	4551	Dragon Scales Harvested:	366

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Switch Kids Craft Land

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Alien Abductions:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Hack Bacteria Attack!

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Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	415
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!