Bitcoin SMP: I Sold 70% of My Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the currency is bitcoin! That’s right, forget diamonds and emeralds, we deal in cryptocurrency here!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the owner of the server sold 70% of their bitcoin in August and now they’re throwing a massive party with all the proceeds. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans will go down at this party? You’ll have to join to find out!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and nothing is off limits. Who knows, you might just strike it rich with your virtual bitcoin mining skills!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Chaotic Network

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IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Buildings Constructed:	42
Meteorites Collected:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Galactic Warfare – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heresy is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our latest patch includes new content for operations, such as battling against space marines and fighting off alien invasions. Our September community update revealed that we are now offering jolly cooperation with your battle brothers, so grab your sword and join the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our first developer Q&A session revealed insane stories of players taking on hordes of enemies with nothing but a pickaxe and a dream. Our roadmap includes plans for epic battles against giant bosses and exploring new realms filled with treasure and danger.

If you’re looking for a server with lore that will make your head spin, look no further. Dive into the depths of our lore stuff, where you can learn about the history of our world and the epic battles that have shaped it.

And if you’re having trouble finding players to join you in battle, fear not! Our workaround with matchmaking will have you back in the action in no time. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and become a legendary warrior in the world of heresy!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hifi Wifi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got players pulling pranks left and right, building giant statues of themselves, and even starting impromptu dance parties in the middle of the village square.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco club, where creepers are the bouncers and skeletons are the DJ’s. Or maybe you’ll find yourself in a heated debate over whether pineapple belongs on pizza, with lava pits as the stakes.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of actual Minecraft gameplay. Just make sure to keep an eye out for any sneaky players trying to steal your diamonds while you’re distracted by the chaos.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Astral Projections Made:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

WeirdEatsMinecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll be eating weirder things than ever before! We have a secret mushroom stew recipe that will make your taste buds explode with flavor. Plus, rumor has it that our villagers have a hidden stash of enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and jump boost for days. So if you’re ready to feast like never before, come join us for a culinary adventure like no other!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

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Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

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Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Perfect Moments

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u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Zombie Dances:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Cannabis Dreamland Server

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so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Divine Spears Created:	29
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Celestium SMP

Community, cosmetic text, Custom Dungeons, dedicated discord server, Discord, Economy, essential features, established community, Join, Lands plugin, MCMMO, New server, no world resets, Player Economy, PvP, questions, Reply, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, Structures, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, world gen

Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

See you on the server! 🙂

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Emeralds Found:	460
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Techline Gaming Minecraft

Community, high quality servers, mature managers, Minecraft, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Techline Gaming, Vanilla, Whitelist

The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Farms Harvested:	206	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, BearCoin currency, Bosses, Buyer, Character leveling, Clans, classic, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Events, Fly, Foreign, Free Admin, Friends system, Gifts, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, Naruto, No Registration, Pirate, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Farms Harvested:	147
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Enchantments Applied:	106
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5419

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

animal, autogyro, bedding, biplanes, Cage, CONTENT, duck, engines, Ercoupe, expensive, Fisher Products, insurance, LastNightMinecraft, Licensing, living room, Mice, PPL, Rabbits, Responding, smell, SMPTalkers, Treats

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

BroBroBucksNoLuck

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Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CreeperCrazeParty!

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Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Villages Defended:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Holy Grails Found:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!