Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	9695
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Ores Mined:	6734	Love Letters Sent:	13

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4951
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Farms Harvested:	441
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	9663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Runes Activated:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	5265
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Buildings Constructed:	35
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mines Excavated:	3321
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	2

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7491
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Divine Spears Created:	30
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	323
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Star Shards Collected:	299	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9384
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Void Armor Forged:	23
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9300
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	1884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	647321
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

grimurrp.com

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	6380
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	330	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mines Excavated:	3588
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Alien Abductions:	4
Void Armor Forged:	25	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

mc.siphonmc.net

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	5922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Animals Bred:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

ms.labs-mc.com