Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7208
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	747
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Star Shards Collected:	258
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	611
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	4808
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Emeralds Found:	3278
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chimeras Created:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7552
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4339
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	522
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	11
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Love Letters Sent:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Towns Built:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension Hops:	15	Divine Spears Created:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	545	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Buildings Constructed:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	6053
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Secret Passages Found:	4
Animals Bred:	198	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	857
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Towns Built:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Magic Items Found:	2180	Dragon Eggs Found:	2362
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Void Armor Forged:	27
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8804
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	New Chunks Explored:	196319
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	79

nornia.net