Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Crops Grown:	2771	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

AUAnarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8403
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

AUAnarchy is a new Australian-hosted 1.20.4 Minecraft anarchy server.

We originally started back in 2021 and have now brought it back with updated plugins for speed-hack prevention and server hardware.

The world has been wiped since then so connect quickly to get a head-start!

– Australian Hosted! – 1.20.4! – Hacks Allowed!

mc.auanarchy.com

Garrettmc Network

Anarchy, Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5022
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Towns Built:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	16

Hello and welcome to the Garrettmc network :). We have a variety of games to choose from, we have Minigames, Murder-Mystery, Skyblock, Classic smp, Smp, factions, creative, and an anarchy server as well. We know that the server wasn’t the best in the past and we are actively working toward making a higher quality server experience. We hope to see you on the server :), have a good day.

mc.garrettmc.org

ChargedCreeper

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Falling into the Void:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

We use plugins to enhance your experience in Minecraft. Each one is carefully selected and configured to offer you a challenging and rewarding experience with replayability in mind while also keeping your progress safe! We aim to reduce bloat and poor performance on our server to keep your playing experience as smooth as possible.

We aren’t just another SMP server. Our goal is to expand on the existing vanilla content in such a way that traditional mechanics are minimally affected. With the litany of servers available at your disposal, you may ask “Why should I join Charged Creeper?”. To answer that question: Simply join our server anytime, any place on any platform and see for yourself. There are no whitelist’s – no restrictions upon joining – no requirements to join our Discord (although it’s highly encouraged as most of our information regarding rules, commands, etc. will be posted there!).

161.129.182.23

GoPlay MC

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9095
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	1380	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5

We are proudly a premium gaming network with a no pay-to-win framework, donations maintain the platforms and enhance your gaming journey. Join us for a fair and enjoyable gaming experience! Our Road Map! Creative Server Launch: Early 2024 • Feedback and bug fixes

Arcade Server (Beta) Launch: Mid 2024 • TNT Tag • Spleef • Hide and Seek • Murder Mystery • Feedback and bug fixes • More T.B.A

Lets.GoPlayMC.Net

iConic SMP 4.0

KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1521
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	New Chunks Explored:	162359
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	45	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Magic Items Found:	1756
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

iConic SMP 4.0, The latest season released by iCave developers for Minecraft enthusiasts! This server offers an exhilarating PvP experience with custom tools and armors, as well as a sprawling PvP arena for epic battles. Players can look forward to daily, weekly, and monthly rewards and giveaways, making every moment on the server exciting.

With a diverse audience including Twitch and YouTube streamers, iConic SMP 4.0 is a vibrant community where players can engage with their favorite content creators. The server also features a robust Job system, allowing players to carve out their own path and progress accordingly.

Custom ranks available through the webstore and crates that can be earned or purchased add an extra layer of excitement to the gameplay. Additionally, the server offers a unique feature where players can obtain tool skins from crates or by completing quests, allowing them to showcase their individuality.

iConic SMP 4.0 is built on a normal vanilla Minecraft foundation, ensuring that players can seamlessly access all the custom tools upon joining. Whether you’re on game version 1.8 or 1.20.4, you can dive into the action at play.iconicsmp.xyz. Don’t forget to check out the webstore at store.iconicsmp.xyz for additional perks and items to enhance your gaming experience!

play.iconicsmp.xyz

GearsMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9480
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	8968	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Potions Brewed:	147
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Runes Activated:	0

(For bedrock, use ip: gearsmc.com:19132)This community was founded on my love and passion for cars and the automotive industry, and well everything with gears. All players are welcome. If you are looking for a laid back, chill, and diverse place to chat with new people and make friends, all while enjoying car talk, you’ve found the right place. Currently there are 3 servers available to play in GearsMC. Factions, Survival, Anarchy. Three separate servers with three separate vibes. Join now and decide which will be your home. By default, you will join the Factions server as that is currently receiving the most attention from admins regarding constantly improving aspects of the server every day to be more enjoyable for you, our players.I look forward to playing with you! The ip is just gearsmc.com Sincerely, – Luke (drivefast)

gearsmc.com

WheatSMP

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Embark on an epic journey in WheatSMP, the ultimate Minecraft server where adventure meets strategy! Engage in thrilling PvP battles, protect your turf with claiming, and master unique skills. Embark on quests that challenge your wit and courage, unlocking in-game achievable ranks along the way. Join WheatSMP for an immersive experience where every block you break and every battle you win propels you towards greatness! Are you ready to conquer the WheatSMP world? Join now!

Play.WheatSMP.Com

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	5560
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

37.10.106.146

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2659
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Alien Abductions:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Animals Bred:	42	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Votes:	9360	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Towns Built:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Falling into the Void:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	822	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	7

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	772
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ores Mined:	9654	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	9751
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7841	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com