Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

Bitchcraft, Bitches, catchphrase, Character, classic movie, comedy, Dans, famous quote, Forrest Gump, funny, humor, iconic character, iconic line, iconic scene, insult, lack of bitches, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Dan, lonely, memorable quote, movie quote, no bitches, pop culture, Server, tom hanks

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/800	Votes:	1337
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Towns Built:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	99/800	Votes:	1504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Votes:	8044	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Villages Defended:	19	Meteorites Collected:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/400	Votes:	2051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mines Excavated:	2122	Gods Slained:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	3869
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	122
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Crops Grown:	1422

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	6211
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/200	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	55	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	17

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/500	Votes:	173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Votes:	6285	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/300	Votes:	7820
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3732	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	15	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Dragon Eggs Found:	2935	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9215
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	13
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5507
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/600	Votes:	8889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Towns Built:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Void Gems Collected:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	8905
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mines Excavated:	4715
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Ores Mined:	5025
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	971	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Chimeras Created:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	5154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7110
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/400	Votes:	8024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	244
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

play.vestriamc.com

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	1016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dimension Hops:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Potions Brewed:	185	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

mcservers.oreo.gg

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	1745
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

play.yomnetwork.ca