Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Villages Defended:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	4554	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Love Letters Sent:	16	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2070	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Falling into the Void:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2011
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Villages Defended:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Volcanoes Explored:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Votes:	9283	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	9356
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Farms Harvested:	394
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Buildings Constructed:	45
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7385
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8975
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Mines Excavated:	2162
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	4

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5417
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Mines Excavated:	2187	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Ores Mined:	8004
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7774
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	1048
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	756715	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	6829	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	3042
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Love Letters Sent:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	79	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Potions Brewed:	198	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	370169	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

play.carboncraft.xyz

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1569
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	716383	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Votes:	362

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

playblocks.net