Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Minereapers Genesis

PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Towns Built:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Our goal is to provide a server with a large sense of community without limiting players. The vision for the server involves a world where our players can do what they want, but also have ability to form groups where they can build together, form teams for arenas or even form parties to fight bosses throughout the world.

mc.minereapers.com

CraftAU WarZ Factions

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7601
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	184	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

Homepage: – http://www.craftau.com.au Forums: – http://www.craftau.com.au/forum Player Guide: – http://www.craftau.com.au/guide Server Rules: – http://www.craftau.com.au/rules Upgrades: – http://www.craftau.com.au/store

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

war.mc-a.us

CraftAU Feed the Beast

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6700
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Ores Mined:	2101	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Holy Grails Found:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Spears Created:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5306
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

ftb.mc-a.us

CraftAU Skyblock Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7332
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Buildings Constructed:	48
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

We are a fun and exciting Australian based gaming community, We run Feed the Beast, Skyblock and WarZ Factions servers!

We have made a custom guide with information on how to connect, simply type this in to your browser: http://tekk.me/connecting

sky.mc-a.us

Nerducopia

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Looking for a server to call home where everybody knows your name? A smaller, Rated PG, Family Friendly server filled with other Minecraft Nerds? The server is currently offering PvP/PvE Survival worlds with land claiming, base/chest protections. There is a Survival world economy, with server and player stores. PVP, PVE, and Raiding are all allowed, so protect your builds. Our main rules are no ads, no mod, no hacks and no swearing. There is a PvP Hub for those who just want combat! And we also offer a Creative World with land claiming and protected builds for those who want a more peaceful Minecraft experience. We have a Discord Server that is linked to our in game server chat. Join at https://discord.gg/rrqpbPY Lastly, we have a Server Facebook group. Join at thttps://www.facebook.com/groups/Nerducopiadoesminecraft/

nerducopia.no-ip.biz

EdgeWireGaming

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	4446	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Ores Mined:	9344	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Void Gems Collected:	30

edgewiregaming.com A Minecraft Modded Server based on the Crackpack Modpack is all about the community, all are welcome to join in and play

Rules: No griefing/stealing/raiding No chat Spam/advertisments/Caps Respect fellow players and their property No hacks/exploits/glitches No Asking for Items, OP, ranks or Creative Mode No pvp unless agreed upon by both parties.

We hope to see you in game, Please do not ever hesitate to ask any of the staff for help, we are here to make sure your experience on our server are the best you can receive anywhere!

I want to build this server around the players so be sure to leave some feed back. Make sure to visit our website @ edgewiregaming.com

mc.edgewiregaming.com

A Whole Other Level

Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9206
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

|*| Semi-Vanilla Survival |*|

The focus of this server is to provide players with an atmosphere that is close to vanilla, but that enhances the experience just a little to better fit with the multiplayer nature of the server. To ensure every player is able to learn just what makes this server special and unique, the full explanation is found at the in-game full tutorial, the “/help” has been modified to answer all common questions and issues, and the server website has an informative “About the Server” section. We have a great community and players enjoy the following server features:

play.awol-mc.net

Optic Craft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Zombie Dances:	8
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15

DIAMOND FOR DIAMOND

When you Diamond our server, you will receive a Diamond in-game! You also get an extra Diamond if you Vote for the server! Spread the word, and maybe even earn yourself a third Diamond!

Don’t forget to read the Rules, more importantly, have Fun!

IP: 198.154.115.43:25565

198.154.115.43

AppleCraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Buildings Constructed:	22

Welcome to AppleCraft! We are a new friendly server with lot’s to offer our players! We have many types of gameplay to choose from: Enjoy the amazinAbout AppleCraft

I guess you found us. Not sure how, but welcome! Please take about 5 minutes and read through this, it contains a bunch of good information

We’re a new-ish server, not brand spanking new, but not old. It’s run by heyaapl (ign: Appleteeni), and hosted in the United States. We’re an expanding, active server that is constantly building custom Survival Games maps, and our players love them to bits! As we’ve been growing, what started as a single Survival Games map has turned in to a bunch of custom maps, our community has been wanting me to do a bunch of stuff – so here is an explantation of what exists today: Website (New!) Forums (New!) Automated Survival Games Spleef Arenas 1v1 Arenas Hardcore Survival Server Creative World Epic Pixel Art Contests

We’re up 24/7, 365 days a week, and so is our community! Join in the fun, and play with us!g adventures in our Survival world, create incredible feats of Minecraft engineering in our Creative world, and if you feel so brave as to try and survive, avoid starvation, and slay your friends play automated, custom made, Survival Games maps!

Mc.Heyaapl.com

ToXIc MC

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Potions Brewed:	183	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

ToXIc MC

toxic.mcph.co

Kraftzone

Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3237
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

[Premium] IP: mc.kraftzone.net [Cracked] IP: mc.kraftzone.net:25575 ———————————— -New Christmas town added warp: /xmas -New TnT minigame /tnt…to play Mini game checkers (/sky_checkers) Survival (anti-xray/economy) Freebuild (no anti-xray/no economy) SkySpawn (shop, spleef, warzone ctf) Survival Games CTF (/warhub) Towny Ranks (voting and donating get upgrades) MobArena , Cityworld, SkyBlock, Mcmmo

207.191.230.30

DBD Minecraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8101
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Holy Grails Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ores Mined:	8898	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

PLAY.DBDMC.COM This is simply the best Small to Medium sized survival town server out there. OP Hardware, No Lag, Super friendly players, Helpful Staff, Custom Plugins, Economy and Established well over a year ago.

play.dbdmc.com

MC-Creative

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Items Found:	1381

A creative server that is different from the rest of the crowd. We don’t simply give you WorldEdit, we give you nearly every feature of it. We give you two 175X175 plots to build on, an arsenal of building tools, and a great community to build with. We have staff whom have proper training of all the necessary plugins. Join today and see what you are missing!!

COMMANDS: /plot auto -claims a plot /plot add -adds a friend to your plot /plot remove -removes a player from your plot /marry -marry a person /marry divorce -divorces your marriage /marry tp -teleport to your partner /tpa -request to teleport to someone /tpahere -request someone to teleport to you /yes -accepts a teleport request /no -denies a teleport request /silentno -denies a tp request, but won’t tell the other player /hat -wear an item on your head /pvpmode -toggle pvp mode on and off

wc.lumengaming.com

Sputnik One Networks

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8767
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	New Chunks Explored:	568995
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Zombie Dances:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31

This is a vanilla SMP server for dedicated users who wish to be a part of a close and exclusive community. It uses a white-list, though we are currently open to applications (go to http://sputnik1net.org/mc/). We will likely remain on full releases of vanilla minecraft, as snapshots are often too unstable, and bukkit is too slow to update.

mc.sputnik1net.org

TheBroadSword Server!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5255
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

TheBroadSword Server!

192.227.132.211