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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 6137 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Enchantments Applied: | 233 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.