Bitchcraft: Lieutenant Dan’s Lonely Server

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	8667
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Farms Harvested:	629
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	291
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever find, where we’ve got more bitches than Lieutenant Dan could ever dream of! Our server is so poppin’ that even the creepers are dropping it low for us.

Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	6581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Runes Activated:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4194
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1257
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Ores Mined:	1609
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2367
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Towns Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	7112
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Star Shards Collected:	63	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6371
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Animals Bred:	154
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	918
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Towns Built:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	New Chunks Explored:	261543
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	6883
Ores Mined:	3210	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Void Armor Forged:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Farms Harvested:	304	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	527
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9879	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Void Armor Forged:	11

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1518
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	15

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3197	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Void Gems Collected:	36
New Chunks Explored:	888394	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Votes:	8128
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Dragons Tamed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	1

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

play.VentureBlockMC.com

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

play.oceaniacraft.net