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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 5666 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience the most epic battles with mobs that are so savage, they make Herobrine look like a noob. Our players are so skilled, they can build a castle out of diamond blocks in under 10 minutes while blindfolded.
But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a DJ on the weekends. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a dragon drop the sickest beats while spitting fireballs at unsuspecting players.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride that will leave you saying “You aint got no bitches, Lieutenant Dan” in the best way possible.