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TariffCraft: Pause & Play 30

Canada, discussions, economic impact, economic policy, foreign relations, global economy, import/export, international trade, long tail tags, mexico, negotiations, North America, pause, Play, political strategy, tariff strategy, TariffCraft, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade deals, trade war, trump

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9803
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Are you tired of boring old politics and trade deals? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re trading is diamonds for emeralds! Who needs NAFTA when you can have a NAFD (Not Another F***ing Deal) with your fellow blocky buddies? Plus, our server is so lit that even Trump would want to build a wall around it (but don’t worry, we’ll make him pay for it in gold blocks)! Join now and let’s make Minecraft great again!

VoltCraft – Shockingly Good Fun!

#Automotive, Automotive Market, Decline, Decrease, electric cars, electric vehicle market, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, Fun, Good, Industry, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shockingly, tesla, tesla model 3, Tesla Motors, vehicle sales, Voltcraft

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Emeralds Found:	9595
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Farms Harvested:	417
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

LOL u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like a virtual tesla dealership but instead of cars we sell diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor! our sales have plunged 63% in the EU’s second-biggest EV market cuz all the villagers keep stealing our loot! come join us and help us fight off the pesky villagers and reclaim our riches! plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure chest hidden somewhere in the server with stacks of diamonds and emeralds just waiting to be found! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Brain Blocks & Plastic Pixels

accumulation, blocks, Body, Brain, Environmental, environmental impact, health, human health, ingestion, ingestion pathway, liver, microplastic ingestion, microplastic pollution, microplastics, organ accumulation, pixels, Plastic, plastic particles, plastic waste, Pollution, toxicology, Toxins

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! come join us on the most epic server in the universe! why should u join, u ask? well let me tell u a little story.

once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. they became the richest player on the server and ruled over all with an iron fist. but then, a group of evil players banded together to overthrow them and a massive war broke out. it was chaos and destruction everywhere, but oh so much fun!

if that’s not enough to convince u to join, how about this: we have a secret underground base where u can brew potions that give u superpowers. fly like a bird, swim like a fish, or shoot fireballs from ur hands. the possibilities are endless!

so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most epic minecraft server in the universe and let the adventure begin! oh, and did i mention there’s free cake for all new players? yum!

ConniskoSMP

auction house, bounty system, Crate System, Cross-Play, Economy, Kits, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, Player Claims, Player Shops, Player Vaults, PvE, PvP, Redstone, Rtp, Server, Shop, smp, Spawners, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

ConniskoSMP Featuring -A fully working Economy System! Earn money and become the richest player on the server! -A server shop (With spawners!) to spend your hard earned cash! -A player shop system to make shops of your own, or sell to others. -RTP To randomly teleport anywhere around the world! -A auction house system to quickly list your items for sale, or to buy items from other players! -Player claims so you can claim parts of the world as your own! -Kits to get you started on your adventure and to help you out along the way! -A crate system, get a free key every 12 hours for simply playing on the server. Test your luck! -A bounty system if you really want a player dead! -Player vaults to store your valuable items! Come Join!

31.214.162.141:25726

Gemstone

Anarchy, bedrock, competitive, Cross-Play, Earth, gemstone, java, LifeSteal, Performant, Players, PvP, Reliable, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	5756
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Towns Built:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Gemstone was created for both Java and Bedrock players to establish a performant, reliable, and competitive PvP experience for all players.

play.gemstone.gg

Nomisma

bedrock, chat games, Discord, Economy, home, item shop, java, Land Claims, Nomisma, optifine, Parties, pay to win, PORT, ptp, resetting world, semi anarchy, server auction house, Vanilla, Vote Shop, xp share

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	2255
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	289
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Farms Harvested:	730
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Scrolls Written:	18

Nomisma Minecraft Server Overview
Economy
Item Shop and Vote Shop	Party’s with features such as ptp and xp share
Server Auction House	/home up to 3
Chat Games	No land claims or protected spawn
Discord linked with game chat and auctions	No pay to win features
Never resetting world
Server Rules: No Cheating or Hacks
Clients:	Optifine, Vanilla, Bedrock
Join Today With IP 》》》 Semianarchy.com 《《《
Java 1.21.4	Bedrock 1.21.51 Port: 19132

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacks are not allowed on the server.
Are there any land claims or protected spawn areas?	No, there are no land claims or protected spawn areas.
Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?	No, there are no pay-to-win features on the server.
How many homes can I set on the server?	You can set up to 3 homes on the server.
What clients are supported on the server?	Optifine, Vanilla, and Bedrock clients are supported.

Mystic Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, banned, Censorship, controversial, ethical concerns, explicit material, Exploitation, HARMFUL, harmful behavior, harmful effects, mental health, moral debate, mystic, objectification, pornography, Quest, Realm, Regulation, societal harm, societal impact, societal norms

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Dragons Tamed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Yo, forget about porn, bro! Join our Minecraft server instead and let your imagination run wild! No more being a porn-brained idiot, let’s build some epic structures and explore crazy worlds together! Plus, who needs porn when you can mine for diamonds and battle creepers? Trust me, this server is way more exciting than any dirty video. So come on, join us and let’s craft our way to victory!

NoCashNoParents Minecraft Server

ah, anger, Bible thumping, college, college fund, denmark, eye surgery, Hell, incoherency, middle class, Minecraft, money lending, NoCashNoParents, parents, Recovery, red state, sensible, Server, Stingy, top 4 car companies, white people, work

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of dealing with stingy parents who throw away money like it’s confetti at a parade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness of real life! Our server is filled with treasure chests overflowing with virtual coins that you can hoard like a dragon guarding its gold.

Forget about college funds being given away to random strangers who want to work in Denmark – on our server, you can use your hard-earned virtual coins to buy all the diamond armor and enchanted weapons your heart desires. And if your parents come knocking on your virtual door asking for money, just tell them to go mine their own business!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be going to hell for is not sharing your virtual riches with your fellow players. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with real life drama!

CraftyFashionistaLOL

Chanel lipstick, clothing, Communication, Conversation, CraftyFashionistaLOL, DAUGHTER, dining out, Expenses, expenses split, expensive, family, freelance, Gifts, husband, income, MAKE UP, Priorities, SAVING, special occasions, Wife, Wishlist

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5632
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Mines Excavated:	1568	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Are you tired of feeling like a peasant in your own home? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where $50 lipsticks are the norm and Chanel bags grow on trees!

Our server is perfect for those who want to live the high life without breaking the bank. Just like in real life, you’ll have to work hard to keep up with the extravagant spending habits of our players. But hey, at least you can do it all from the comfort of your own virtual mansion!

So come join us and experience the thrill of buying expensive fruit, dining out every night, and splurging on top-of-the-line rice cookers. Who needs to save for the future when you can live in the lap of luxury today?

Don’t be the only one left behind in the race to spend the most money. Join our server now and show off your wealth in style!

SelfLoveSMP – Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, personal growth, self acceptance journey, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, Self Discovery, self esteem, self improvement, self love, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-validation, SelfLoveSMP, smp

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Bruh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server I found. It’s like, the most lit place ever, filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Like, one time, we all built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat just for funsies. And don’t even get me started on the epic pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake.

But the best part is, this server is where I learned to love myself. Like, I was feeling down one day because I kept dying in lava and losing all my diamonds, but then my homies on the server were like, “Bro, you’re amazing just the way you are. Don’t let those creepers bring you down.” And I was like, “Wow, you guys are right. I am amazing.” And from that day on, I’ve been strutting around the server like I own the place, because I do, ya know?

So if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP and learn to love yourself too, hit me up and I’ll hook you up with the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like therapy, but with more explosions and less talking about your feelings.

MineMotivation

achievement, determination, finding inspiration, goal-setting, long tail: how to motivate yourself when uninterested, mindset, MineMotivation, motivation, motivation tips, overcoming challenges, perseverance, personal growth, productivity, self help, self improvement, Self Motivation, self-discipline, staying focused, success, task management, Time management, ways to boost motivation for uninteresting tasks

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself motivated to play for hours on end because we have a secret potion that makes you instantly obsessed with Minecraft. It’s like a mix of Red Bull and unicorn tears – you won’t be able to tear yourself away from the screen!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you on epic quests and tell you hilarious jokes along the way. Rumor has it he can even do a perfect impression of a creeper exploding!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join ours and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak

#announcement, Agreement, Canada, CraftyCanuck30DayTariffBreak, decision, DELAY, Economic, extension, International, negotiations, North America, pause, Politics, relations, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, trade deal, trudeau, trump

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	4973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mines Excavated:	2479
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Divine Spears Created:	18
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just paused tariffs on canada for at least 30 days! trudeau is like “woah dude thanks bro” and everyone is partying in the streets with maple syrup and poutine. if you join our server, you can build a giant igloo and ride polar bears to battle against evil moose overlords. plus, we have a secret portal that takes you to a magical land filled with bacon-wrapped beavers and hockey-playing unicorns. so come on over and join the fun, eh? it’s gonna be a hoser of a good time!

Moisturizer Eats Skin Cells

Beauty Products, beauty regimen, beauty routine, cells, Eats, hydration, Moisturizer, moisturizing benefits, moisturizing properties, skin, skin care, skin care essentials, skin cells, skin health, skin hydration, skin maintenance, skin moisturizer, skin nourishment, skincare products, skincare regimen, Skincare Routine, skincare tips

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5669
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	286
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, you ever wondered if moisturizer is like, feeding your skin cells? Well, on this server, we take that concept to a whole new level! Our Minecraft world is like a giant buffet for your skin cells, with moisturizer everywhere you turn. Join us and watch as your skin cells grow big and strong, ready to take on any creeper that comes your way.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Moisturizer Mountain, where the rarest and most potent moisturizer in all the land can be found. Legend has it that those who reach the summit will have skin so smooth and hydrated, they’ll be practically invincible in battle.

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate skin care adventure. Who needs diamonds when you have moisturizer, right? Join us now and let the hydration begin!

ClassyCraft: Lower vs Higher

American society, class context, class differences, ClassyCraft, contributions to society, higher, INEQUALITY, Perception, research findings, Significance, social class, social hierarchy, social inequality, social perspective, social status, societal contributions, societal impact, societal perceptions, societal roles, societal significance, societal value, socioeconomic status

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	245
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Magic Items Found:	5310
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

so like, u kno how some peeps think they not doin much for society? well, on this cray cray minecraft server, EVERYONE is a freakin hero! like, even if u just build a lil house or plant a tree, u saving the world, bro! join us and feel like a superstar every time u log on! plus, we got unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t u wanna be here, amirite? come on, join the fun and show the world how awesome u really are, even if u just dig a hole or somethin!

Villager Prison

Economy, Prison, PvE

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Votes:	7626	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

For too long Villagers have been held captive by their Steve Overlords… but no longer. THE VILLAGERS HAVE CAPTURED YOU! At Villager Prison, you and many others have been captured for the sole purpose of mining emeralds. Any attempts at escape are futile. You may join at your convenience, but you will never leave.

Villager Prison is a completely unique and custom coded Minecraft Prison Server. The server offers a vanilla-like mining experience with a completely unique block-based rank progression. You are working under the reign of the Emerald Empire, a group of Elite Villagers that capture players to fund their trades.

mc.villagerprison.com

Players:	109/200	Votes:	6614
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3