BioMumNoThanksDNA | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3619
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Emeralds Found:	5466	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

New Minecraft Servers

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a crazy adventure like no other, where you can mine, build, and survive in a world full of surprises. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’ll make you question reality just like finding out you’re actually adopted at the age of 24!

Imagine the drama of reconnecting with your long-lost biological family, only to realize you’d rather fight off a horde of zombies in Minecraft than have a heart-to-heart conversation with them. That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server!

So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of virtual block-building mixed with the emotional rollercoaster of a family reunion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. See you in the game, and may the blocks be ever in your favor!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

14567131, 267550, 3737318958, 4533971437, 775800, banner, description, GIF, Minecraft, Only, personal account, Rating, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Potions Brewed:	66
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

04wz.vanillaboxmc.ru

Abyssal Depths 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2025, abyssal, Depths, タコピー, タコピーの原罪, 原罪

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1814
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate virtual playground, but on steroids!

We got flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and diamond armor that turns you into a literal diamond!

You can build a house made entirely of cake and eat your way out if you get hungry, it’s like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory but with creepers instead of Oompa Loompas!

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep remixes of C418’s music!

Join now or forever live in a world without exploding rainbow sheep and talking squids that give you life advice!

Gemstone Gang Minecraft SMP

2010s, Adam Sandler, addiction, anxiety-inducing, best movie, crazy, crime drama, dark comedy, Fast-paced, gambling, Gang, gemstone, high stakes, Howard Ratner, INTENSE, jewelry, Minecraft, near the very end, new york city, released, Safdie Brothers, smp, Thriller, Uncut Gems

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	736	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Get ready to enter a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind like the plot twist in the best movie of the 2010s! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is actually run by a group of time-traveling llamas who are on a mission to save the world from a horde of evil zombie chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life! Who needs movies when you have llamas, zombie chickens, and disco parties in Minecraft?

RentRageCraft

Argument, bills, BOXES, Christmas shopping, custody, Decision making, divorced parents, Exist, graduate early, Highschool, last name, Mother, moving out, neurodivergent, no contact, personal items, Plan, Rent, RentRageCraft, savings, Schooling, second job

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us for a wild adventure filled with building, mining, and maybe even some family therapy sessions (just kidding, we don’t offer that…or do we?).

Are you tired of feeling like the cash cow in your own home? Well, on our server, the only thing you’ll be milking is cows for leather and steak! Say goodbye to being taken advantage of and hello to a world where the only bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you pay with emeralds.

Join us and graduate early from the drama of your current life, where you can legally choose where you live and start fresh in a world where you truly belong. Break the news to your mom after winter break by building a house of blocks instead of boxes for your clothes, and let her know that if she fights you leaving, you’ll go no contact…in Minecraft, that is.

So, are you the Asshole for leaving? Not on our server! Come join us and let’s build a new life together, one block at a time.

SpotlessCraft

activities, Boredom, Chores, cleaning, cleanliness, decluttering, dusting, hobbies, Home decor, home maintenance, interior design, leisure time, neatness, organization, Polishing, Relaxation, scrubbing, spotless rooms, SpotlessCraft, tidying up, vacuuming

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	101	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Zombie Dances:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Well, they obviously join our Minecraft server! Why? Because we have a secret underground disco party room where players can dance the night away with virtual glow sticks and pixelated disco balls. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds for the best dancer of the night. So if you’re tired of having a spotless room and want to get your groove on, come join us for the ultimate dance party experience!

Vaginal Microbe Madness

cancer development, Cancer prevention, cancer risk, cervical cancer, cervical health, cervical screening, Healthcare, hpv, HPV clearance, HPV infection, HPV vaccination, madness, Medical research, Microbe, microbiome analysis, microbiome differences, minority health, Native American women, research, study, Vaginal, vaginal microbiome, Women’s Health

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

so like, u know how u always wanted to join a minecraft server but u were like, nah it’s all the same boring stuff? well guess what, THIS server is like no other, bro.

u know how some Native American women have higher rates of cervical cancer? well, turns out it’s all because of their vaginal microbiome. and guess what? on THIS server, we have the most lit vaginal microbiome in all of Minecraft. like, our microbiome is so fire, it can literally clear that HPV with no problem.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s not just about building and mining, but also about keeping your cervix safe and healthy, then u gotta join us. plus, we have the dankest memes and the craziest stories about how our microbiome saved us from creepers and zombies.

so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get that microbiome poppin’!

Pass Smash Quest 1.21.4

1.21.4, Adrenaline Rush, audience participation, challenge, Choices, Competition, Decision making, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fast-paced, Fun, game show, Interactive, pass, Pass or smash, PRESSURE, Quest, Quick Thinking, quiz, SMASH, split-second decisions, strategy, thinking on your feet

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	670
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Smash! This server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of fun and excitement all over your Minecraft world. Join us if you want to experience the most epic adventures, build the craziest structures, and battle the fiercest mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

We’ve got more plugins than a Kardashian has selfies, so you’ll never run out of things to do. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper explosion”.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

No-Naka-Yama-Minecraft SMP-Director

artistic vision, cinema studies, creative choices, Director, directorial decisions, directorial style, film analysis, film criticism, film critique, film direction, Film history, film industry, film interpretation, film studies, film theory, filmmaking, Japanese cinema, japanese film, Nakayama, NoNakaYamaMinecraft, Scene, SMPDirector

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Divine Spears Created:	19
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us for epic battles between players over who gets to build the biggest statue of a potato, intense debates on whether cows or pigs are the superior animal, and scandalous love triangles involving villagers and iron golems.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate exclusively in pig Latin and a mysterious cult that worships the almighty chicken god.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and plenty of chaos, come join our Minecraft SMP today! Just remember, Nakayama would definitely approve.

SurvivalState Network

Community, Custom Shop, Discord, discord server, Economy, Extreme Minecraft Experience, Factions, Factories, growth, minecraft server, multiplayer, nation, Network, ONLINE, Plots, PvP, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Server, SurvivalState, Towny, Townywars

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	242
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Server Name	SurvivalState Network
Server Type	Minecraft Towny
Version	1.21.1
Features	Economy TownyWars Factories Custom Shop Extreme Minecraft Experience Many More

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

What is Towny on this server?

Towny is similar to factions where players are grouped together within a town. Towns can create their own bylaws and run as they please. Members are given x amount of plots per person and can gain more by joining a nation. TownyWars are also enabled for that faction-like gameplay.

How long has the server been open?

SurvivalState Network has been open since 2017, only supporting Towny at the moment. We are a tight-knit community that is expanding to new players.

What is the server’s Discord?

Join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/m48zasjftU.

How can I join the server?

You can join us at play.survivalstate.net on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Lazuli Light Realm 1.20

#youtube, alt, bluesky, debut, Elira Pendora, Ero Sakana, FairyFreaky, FeeshMetal Gear, Finana Ryugu, Forever Home, Fujo Solar Dragon, Ghost Maid, graduated, lazuli, lazulight, LazuLight in 3D., LazuLight Music, Lazulight+ General, Light, M&M Podcast, mega.nz, Mint Fantôme, Pomu Rainpuff, Realm, twitter, vods, Voicepacks, Wallpapers

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5612
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	3755	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

Snowy Minecraft SMP Sale 2024

Bad Luck, Bee, christmas present, digital downloads, DISCOUNTS, games, Gaming Community, gaming deals, holiday joy, holiday season, Meal, Minecraft, pc games, Profiles, room, sale, smp, Snowy, steam winter sale, video games, wishlist recommendations, wishlists

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pranks, epic battles, and unexpected alliances. Our server is like no other, with crazy events happening every day that will leave you in stitches.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot just waiting to be discovered. Plus, our resident prankster has rigged the entire server with booby traps that will keep you on your toes at all times.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of mischievous villagers who love to cause mayhem and mischief wherever they go. You never know what crazy scheme they’ll come up with next, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on, join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen. And remember, your fortune may say “Bad Luck,” but with a little bit of chaos and a whole lot of laughter, you’ll be having the time of your life!

CheckMate Minecraft Server

abandoned pets, animal control, animal cruelty, animal rescue, animal welfare, calling authorities, checking on pets, CHECKMATE, concerned citizen, dogs in cages, ethical dilemma, excessive barking, intervention, landlord issues, Minecraft, neglected pets, neighbor dispute, pet care, pet neglect, responsible pet ownership, Server, welfare check, welfare of animals

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	179
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal lover? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual animal shelter, but with a twist – instead of rescuing dogs, you’ll be rescuing pixelated pigs and cows from the clutches of evil mobs!

Join our server and experience the thrill of saving helpless animals from neglect and abuse. Just like the time I saved those poor dogs from my neglectful neighbors – who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures on our server?

So come on, join us and show off your compassion for virtual creatures in need. And remember, on our server, every block you break brings us one step closer to a world where all animals are safe and cared for. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the pixelated animal rescue mission begin! 🐾🐷🐮

PopcornBlockXmasTree

bug prevention, bugs, bugs control, children, Christmas tradition, christmas tree, clean house, compromise, disagreement, Disappointment, family, family gathering, Food Safety, holiday, Hosting, kitchen, Popcorn, PopcornBlockXmasTree, rules, Siblings, tradition

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	2585
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s bug-free? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee no flies or ants will be crawling around your virtual kitchen! Our server is so clean, even the bugs are afraid to come near it.

Join us and experience a world where popcorn on the tree is not only allowed, but encouraged! Our virtual Christmas trees are filled with delicious popcorn that won’t attract any pesky bugs. Plus, our server is kid-friendly, so your little ones can enjoy decorating the tree without any disappointment.

So why wait? Join our bug-free, popcorn-filled Minecraft server today and experience a Christmas like no other! Who knew virtual bugs could be so picky?

BlockBusterQuotes

all-time favorite, beloved films, best movie lines, BlockbusterQuotes, cinematic quotes, classic cinema, classic movies, famous lines, famous movie lines, favorite films, film dialogue, iconic lines, memorable quotes, most quotable movie, movie one-liners, movie quotes, popular movies, timeless quotes, top movie quotes, top quotes, unforgettable quotes

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2912
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Towns Built:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the most quotable movie of all time – except instead of movie quotes, we’ve got epic Minecraft moments that will have you ROFLing for days!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or challenge your friends to a build-off where the loser has to wear a chicken suit for a week. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most hilarious and outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t be able to resist quoting all the crazy moments you’ll encounter on our server!

Sea Grass Savior Server

Balearic islands, carbon sequestration, climate action, climate adaptation, climate change, Coastal Protection, coastal resilience, conservation, Ecosystem Services, environmental impact, GRASS, marine biodiversity, marine ecosystems, mediterranean sea, Mediterranean seagrasses, ocean protection, SAVIOR, sea, Sea Level Rise, seagrass meadows, Server, sustainable ecosystems, underwater habitats, water levels

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Emeralds Found:	6975	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Ores Mined:	6973	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Listen up, gamers! This crazy Minecraft server is like those Mediterranean seagrasses, cutting extreme water levels by a whopping 54%! Can you believe it? Without this server, sea levels near the Balearic Islands could rise a crazy 1.4 meters under climate change! Join now and save the virtual world from flooding! Plus, we have epic builds and insane mini-games that will blow your mind! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now and be a hero!