New Minecraft Servers

BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

BioBlocker: No Aunties Allowed

New Minecraft Servers

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggle of dealing with crazy relatives? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of drama and chaos that will make your family seem like a walk in the park.

Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.

With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.

New Minecraft Server
GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tall Tower Minecraft Server

    Tall Tower Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of constantly bumping your head on everything in Minecraft? Do you struggle with finding clothes that fit right in-game? Are you sick of having to crouch down to grab items on the bottom shelf of your virtual shelves? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all us vertically challenged players!

    Join us and experience a world where everything is perfectly proportioned for those who wish they were 5’7″ in real life. No more awkward hugs or constantly hitting your head on low ceilings. Our server is the ultimate paradise for all the shorties out there who just want to feel tall for once.

    So come on down to our server and leave your back problems and lack of leg space behind. Embrace your inner 5’7″ self and join us for a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

    New Mouse, Im Kinda OD On Jit Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new mouse in your inventory? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, you’ll be OD’ing on jit in no time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns. Or how about the time we had a massive PvP battle where the winner got a lifetime supply of diamond armor? Trust us, you won’t be bored here.

    But that’s not all! Our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you entertained for hours on end. From building giant statues of their favorite memes to organizing impromptu dance parties in the village square, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt and your inventory is overflowing with random items.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hyperfixation Minecraft

    Hyperfixation Minecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    MODDED – Hyperfixation Craft on forge

    Healthy mix of exploration and tech, tech being entierly optional. Contains minecolonies, immersive engineering, extreme reactors, ad-astra, refined storage

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    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

    Arcane Anime & Manga Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the Anime & Manga equivalent of Arcane! Join us for a wild ride through a world where you can battle giant anime monsters, build your own manga-inspired creations, and even team up with your favorite anime characters to take down the evil villain who’s trying to destroy the server!

    But that’s not all – we also have special events like the annual Anime Cosplay Contest, where players can show off their best anime-inspired skins and win fabulous prizes. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can even embark on a quest to find the legendary Sword of Otaku, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and a lifetime supply of ramen noodles.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most over-the-top Minecraft adventure you’ve ever had!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

    Tech-savvy Girls Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being replaced by AI chatbots and feeling lonely in the age of technology? Join our Minecraft SMP where young, lonely men can find their true potential through gay conversion therapy! Say goodbye to isolation and hello to a sexual paradise with us. Who needs heavy lifting when you can have a blast in our outrageous server? Join now for a wild ride unlike any other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP