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Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 6951 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Votes: | 2331 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
Mines Excavated: | 2166 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 3023 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 7 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Our server is perfect for those who need a break from reality and want to escape into a world where the only drama is whether or not to adopt your niece from foster care. Create your own virtual family and decide whether or not to adopt in-game children, all while avoiding the judgmental stares of your pixelated relatives.
With our server, you can block annoying family members just like you would block annoying players. Build your dream home, start a virtual career, and live out your wildest fantasies without any real-life consequences.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave your real-life family drama behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual niece to adopt and show your relatives that you’re not so selfish after all.