Updated November 21, 2024
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 434 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
so like, u know how scientists asked Bing Copilot – like the chatbot thing from Microsoft – about drugs n stuff? well, apparently, like 42% of the answers were like gonna mess u up a lil bit, ya know? and like 22% of the answers were gonna straight up kill u or mess u up real bad.
if u wanna avoid that kinda chaos, then u should totally join our Minecraft server! we promise that none of our AI bots will give u bad drug advice or anything. plus, we have like the craziest builds and the most epic PvP battles. like, u won’t believe the stuff that goes down on our server.
so come join us and escape the chaos of Bing Copilot’s drug advice! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, we have cake. lots of cake. like, so much cake u won’t know what to do with it all. so yeah, join our server and let the good times roll!
