Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 8 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
Ores Mined: 1902 Underground Cities Explored: 2
Players Killed by Monsters: 7457 Talking Trees Consulted: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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