Are you tired of dealing with dumb bimbos on other Minecraft servers? Join our server and never worry about encountering a L again! Our server is bimbo-free guaranteed!

We don’t tolerate moon landing conspiracy theorists here, only serious gamers who know the truth about the moon. Plus, our ovens are always turned off when not in use, so you won’t have to worry about burning down your virtual house.

Join now and experience a drama-free environment where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any distractions from moronic players. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join today and say goodbye to bimbos forever!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Shadow Realms Conquered: 2
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 55
Dragon Eggs Found: 3976 Magical Moments Shared: 27

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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