BillionYearBash Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	2661
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where time is meaningless and you can live for 1 billion years! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of immortal beings who have been playing Minecraft since the beginning of time. They have mastered every aspect of the game and are always looking for new players to challenge them.

2. We have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and powerful artifacts. Rumor has it that anyone who finds it will gain unimaginable powers and become the ruler of the server.

3. The mobs on our server are no ordinary creatures. They have evolved over millions of years and are now capable of building their own civilizations. You never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter while exploring the world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and live for 1 billion years of epic gameplay and ridiculous shenanigans!

Kronii’s Dream Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, amazement, Before and after, CHANGE, comparison, disbelief, dream, Evolution, growth, Imagine, Journey, Kronii, Kroniis, milestone, progress, reaction, Realm, Reflection, Showing, Surprise, time travel, transformation, two years ago, Vtuber

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	9897
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Buildings Constructed:	46	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows! But not really, it’s more like a chaotic circus run by deranged clowns who are actually pretty cool once you get to know them.

You’ll be mining diamonds while dodging flying pigs and riding llamas into battle against evil chickens. It’s like a fever dream mixed with a rave party, but with creepers instead of glow sticks.

And get this, the admins are like wizards who can make your wildest dreams come true, as long as your wildest dream involves building a giant statue of a potato.

So come on, join us on this wild ride through a pixelated wonderland where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…probably.

CyberCraft – Minecraft SMP Adventure Time

Adventure, cybercraft, CYOA Choose Your Own Adventure Refugee Thread /cyoar/ /tg/ /cyoag/ F.A.Q. Allsync archive NSFW Interactives Authors Desuarchive Trash 4chan Rolling Random.org Dice Fate Postnumbers Build, Minecraft, smp, Time

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5890
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Farms Harvested:	916	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Mines Excavated:	3884
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! This server is like no other, filled with crazy CYOAs that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

Join us if you dare, as we navigate through threads filled with refugees from other realms, seeking shelter in our land of madness. Previous threads have been lost to the depths of the internet, but fear not, for we have alternative links ready to transport you to a world of endless possibilities.

Our archives are bursting at the seams with SFW and NSFW CYOAs, ready to challenge your creativity and test your luck. Roll the dice, spin the wheel, and see where fate takes you on this wild ride.

So why join this Minecraft SMP, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who thrive on chaos and thrive on the unexpected? Where else can you find a place where post numbers are not for rolling, but for shaping your destiny in ways you never thought possible?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and your sense of adventure, and join us in this realm of madness and mayhem. Who knows what awaits you on this crazy journey? Only one way to find out – join us now!

CraftyCrushes

Assertiveness, attraction, Body language, Charm, compliments, Confidence, CraftyCrushes, dressing well, emotional connection, eye contact, FLIRTING, intelligence, listening skills, Mystery, Passion, physical touch, scent, seduction, sense of humor, turns on, Vulnerability

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up in ways you never thought possible!

Join our server and get turned on by the thrill of surviving in a world where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Trust us, it’s a real turn on.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Cupid, who shoots heart-shaped arrows at players to make them fall in love with each other. Who needs Tinder when you have a Minecraft server playing matchmaker?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will turn you on in ways you never thought possible, join us today and prepare for a wild ride of love, hugs, and maybe even a little bit of TNT.

PrisonCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, eastern europe, executions, Geneva Conventions, geopolitical tensions, human rights violations, international law, military aggression, Minecraft, political tensions, PrisonCraft, prisoner abuse, prisoners of war, russia, russian military, Server, Ukraine, Ukrainian conflict, war atrocities, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, War prisoners, war prisoners’ rights

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	3035
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dimension Hops:	3
New Chunks Explored:	267249	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where we have more explosions than a Russian-Ukrainian conflict! Watch out for those pesky creepers, they’re like the Ukrainian prisoners of war trying to escape! But don’t worry, we have plenty of TNT to keep things interesting. Join now for a wild ride that will make you say “da” to fun!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	270	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	48
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6426
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4647
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Void Gems Collected:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mines Excavated:	2634
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6022
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2994
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3297
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	978
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1499	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	6919
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Secret Passages Found:	5

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.

SonicCraft – Speedy Adventures 1.20.5

1.20.5, Adventures, dc comics, IDW, pixel world, Sonic booru, Sonic Christmas, Sonic collaboration, Sonic Comic, Sonic cytube, sonic game, Sonic General, sonic mod, Sonic News, Sonic OC, Sonic Pastebin, sonic racing, Sonic Rumble, sonic the hedgehog, sonic the hedgehog 3, Sonic Trailer, soniccraft, Speedy

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4434
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Hey, you! Yeah, you! Do you love Sonic the Hedgehog? Do you wanna chat about all things Sonic with fellow fans? Join our Minecraft server for some epic Sonic discussions! We’ve got everything from Sonic Racing teasers to DC Comics collaborations. Plus, we’ve got a booru for all your Sonic OC needs! Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s go fast together!