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| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 5852 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Buildings Constructed: | 46 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 44 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 42 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 271385 |
yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs wear top hats and the cows do the macarena all day long. we got creepers that tell knock knock jokes and skeletons that breakdance when they see you coming.
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.
