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Players: | 102/600 | Votes: | 6122 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 4 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks. plus, every time you mine a block, a chorus of villagers will sing “Billie Jean” in perfect harmony.
but wait, there’s more! our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell dad jokes while breathing fire.
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and experience the most ridiculous, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixelated pigs.