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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5984 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 |
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