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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6695 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Our server is home to the legendary Big Tit Mountain, where players can embark on a quest to find the rarest and most majestic pair of virtual boobs in the land. Rumor has it that those who reach the summit will be granted unlimited diamonds and a lifetime supply of golden apples.
But that’s not all – we also host weekly competitions such as the Boob Building Contest, where players must construct the most creative and eye-catching pair of breasts using only blocks and imagination. The winner receives a custom-made diamond bra and the title of Boob Architect.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP server for a titillating experience like no other. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary Boob Sword, rumored to have the power to vanquish any foe with a single swing. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!