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FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP

air travel experience, airplane companion, flight companion, flight duration, flight entertainment, FlightWithPoliticianMinecraftSMP, flying companion, government official, in-flight company, long flight, political conversation, Political debate, political figure, political leader, political personality, politician, politician choice, politician selection, travel buddy, travel buddy choice, travel partner

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7300
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

OMG GUYS, you have to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP because we have the most lit community ever! Like, one time, we had a player build a giant statue of a potato riding a chicken and it became our mascot! And don’t even get me started on the crazy pranks we pull on each other, like filling someone’s house with llamas or turning their entire base into a giant cake!

But wait, there’s more! We have events every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have epic battles in the arena. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds we find? It’s like a real-life treasure hunt, but in Minecraft!

So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that follows you around and explodes confetti instead of blowing up your stuff. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

LemonCraft: Easy Peasy Difficult Difficult

Challenging, challenging task, complex, confounding, Deceiving, deceivingly simple, deceptive, demanding, Difficult, EASY, HARD, intricate, lemon squeezy, lemoncraft, misleading, misleadingly easy, Peasy, perplexing, puzzling, TOUGH, Tricky, tricky task

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	226
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crops Grown:	6033	Dragon Eggs Found:	6615

Imagine a Minecraft server where the grass is made of marshmallows, the trees are made of cotton candy, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood kittens in disguise. Sounds easy peasy lemon squeezy, right? Wrong! This server is actually difficult difficult lemon difficult, but in the most hilariously chaotic way possible.

Join us if you dare to navigate through a world where the pigs can fly (literally) and the zombies break out into dance battles instead of attacking you. But beware, the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server with their army of evil ducks.

Think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky wonderland? Then come on down and join the madness! Just remember, it may look easy peasy lemon squeezy, but it’s actually difficult difficult lemon difficult. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

CanuckCraft Minecraft Server

aluminum, Canada, CanuckCraft, diplomatic relations, economic impact, economic relations, Europe, export strategy, global economy, global market, international relations, international trade, manufacturing sector, metal industry, Minecraft, North America, political response, Retaliatory measures, Server, supply chain, trade agreements, trade war, Trump tariffs

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	3892
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Votes:	2392

lol imagine a world where canada is like, “hey europe, you want some aluminum? cuz trump is being a butt and we don’t want his tariffs.” like, can you believe it? come join our minecraft server where we have so much aluminum, it’s like raining metal blocks from the sky. build a castle out of aluminum and show trump who’s boss. plus, we have a secret underground society of aluminum-loving gnomes who will trade you diamonds for shiny metal. don’t miss out on the craziest aluminum adventure of your life!

EcoCraft: Shocking Sales Drop!

Automotive Industry, Automotive Market, car sales, Decline, Decrease, Drop, EcoCraft, electric cars, electric vehicles, EU, european union, ev, market, Plunge, Sales, sales drop, second biggest, Shocking.., tesla, tesla model 3, tesla model s, tesla model x

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Votes:	2760
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	7666
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	102

yo, yo, yo! u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ backflips! it’s like a circus up in here, but wit blocky animals!

one time, a player built a giant toilet and flushed all the creepers down it, it was epic! and another time, someone made a rollercoaster that goes through a lava waterfall, talk about adrenaline rush, amirite?

also, we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, shhh don’t tell anyone! and if u find the hidden treasure chest in the jungle, u get a lifetime supply of diamond swords, no joke!

so come on, join us on this wacky minecraft server and let’s have some blocky fun together!

Rivers’ Buddy Holly Minecraft Server

1990s fashion, 90s music, 90s nostalgia, Alternative Rock, buddy, buddy holly, Glasses, holly, iconic hairstyles, iconic look, iconic music videos, iconic musicians, long tail tags, Minecraft, music history, music video, Nostalgia, pop culture, Rivers, Rivers Cuomo, rock bands, Rock Music, Server, WEEZER

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	3068
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF THE SAME OLD MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, GET READY FOR A WILD RIDE ON OUR SERVER! WHY SHOULD U JOIN, U ASK? WELL, LET ME TELL U A LIL STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER DECIDED TO LEARN HOW TO DANCE LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON AND NOW HE’S THE KING OF THE DANCE FLOOR! IF U WANNA SEE CREEPERS MOONWALKING, JOIN OUR SERVER! ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT STEVE ONCE BEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A CARROT? TRUE STORY! SO, IF U WANNA SEE CRAZY STUFF LIKE THAT, COME JOIN US! PLUS, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE MADE OF CHEESE! SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? COME JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

Right Wing Rulers – Minority Menace

#endorsement, BIAS, conservatism, discrimination, group dynamics, group identity, INDIVIDUALS, intergroup relations, intolerance, Menace, Minority, minority groups, political beliefs, power dynamics, prejudice, psychological research, research, right-wing authoritarianism, rulers, social attitudes, social psychology, societal norms, threat perception, WING

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Ores Mined:	9176	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

So, like, you know how some peeps are all about that right-wing stuff and think minorities are like, super scary? Well, if you wanna join our Minecraft server, you can let out all that fear and aggression in a totally virtual way! Build walls to keep out those pesky mobs and show those creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the “threat” of minority groups in the game. It’s like a right-wing authoritarian’s dream come true! Join now and let your inner fearmonger run wild!

SilentShelter

Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6867
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Villages Defended:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

New released Factions server with a lot of custom features like Dungeons, custom items and more. Join us for fun, we’re open 24/7 on a dedicated server. We are recruiting new staff members.

play.silentshelter.com

Mystic Enigma 1.21.1

1.21.1, ape linebackers, Attitudes, confusion, dating options, Enigma, erasure, gangbanged, impurity, Innocence, interracial, mystic, niggers, promiscuity, purity, Race, racism, Stereotypes, white race, white women

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	5370
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want a place where white girls can be safe from niggers and ape linebackers! We don’t promote impurity, only pure Minecraft fun! Don’t be a hypocrite, come join us and protect the white race in our blocky world! Let’s build a community where white girls can be innocent and safe from niggers and ape linebackers! Join now for a pure Minecraft experience!

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

career development, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Employee, Feedback, HonestCraft, Honesty, honesty in feedback, honesty in references, job application, Job Interview, job reference, Job Search, Minecraft, Professionalism, reference etiquette, reference request, Server, supervisor, Support, Time management, work ethic, young professional

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4808	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Void Gems Collected:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and intrigue, just like this story of a front desk staff member who couldn’t handle the truth.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone sugarcoats everything? Well, look no further! On our server, we value honesty above all else, even if it means losing a reference for a job. Who needs a reference when you have a server full of crazy adventures waiting for you?

Join us and experience the thrill of being at a loss for words, just like the supervisors in this story. Will you handle situations like a pro or get caught off guard like a noob? Only one way to find out – join our server today!

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always brewing and the honesty is always flowing. Who needs a job reference when you have a community like this to be a part of? Let’s make some memories together, one outrageous story at a time!

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

acknowledgment, Business, business ownership, Communication, cultural bias, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, Decision making, family business, family dynamics, Gender Roles, Gratitude, HubbyCraft, international marriage, Marriage, ownership, Partnership, Respect, shareholders, Support, wanted, work responsibilities, work-life balance

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	1996

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

advisory role, Business, collaboration, controversial appointment, Decision making, elon musk, ElonCraft, Employee, Entrepreneurship, Government, Govt, influential figure, innovation, leadership, policy, Politics, public service, regulations, smp, spacex, special government employee, Technology, tesla, White House

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8356
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

Elon’s Drug Test: FOIA Edition

Accountability, civil liberties, DRUG, drug policy, drug test, drug use, Edition, elon musk, Elons, employee screening, FOIA, FOIA act, government employee, government oversight, investigative journalism, legal requirements, privacy rights, public interest, public records, public scrutiny, reddit, test, transparency, whistleblower protection, workplace regulations.

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Runes Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Love Letters Sent:	19	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Buildings Constructed:	39	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Ever wondered what Elon Musk’s drug test results would look like? Well, on our server, you can find out! Join us and uncover the secrets of this mysterious tech genius. Will he pass with flying colors or will he be caught red-handed? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Elon himself plays on our server in disguise, so you might even get the chance to mine diamonds with the man himself. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity!

EUcraft: Tariff Trouble

diplomatic response, economic impact, Economy, EU, EUcraft, European Commission, European leaders, european union, global trade, international relations, Macron, negotiations, Politics, protectionism, Retaliatory measures, tariff, Tariffs, tariffs threat, trade policy, trade war, transatlantic relations., Trouble, trump

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

so like, u know how trump is all like “i’m gonna put tariffs on ur stuff” and everyone is like “oh no, what do we do?” well, macron is all like “don’t worry, EU got this, we gonna stand up for ourselves and show trump who’s boss!” join our minecraft server and be part of the epic battle against trump’s tariffs! build ur own fortress and protect it from the evil tariffs that try to take over ur land! let’s show trump that EU is not to be messed with! come join us and be part of the resistance!

Time Warp Heights

aging, biological aging, Earth’s core, feet, gravity, head, height, Heights, human body, physical differences, PHYSICS., relativity, Scientific theory, short people, space time, SPEED, tall people, Time, time dilation, time perception, time theory, time travel, Warp

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	258	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to this wacky Minecraft server where time is all messed up and tall players age faster than short ones! It’s like a crazy science experiment gone wrong, but in a totally hilarious way!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of growing old in Minecraft at lightning speed! Watch as your head ages faster than your feet, creating a totally bonkers look that will have everyone laughing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane adventures and quests that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter. From battling giant chickens to racing against time itself, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way)!

Omega Age Boost Server

age, ageing process, anti-aging, biological age, Boost, cellular health, daily dose, dietary supplement, essential fatty acid, health benefits, Health improvement, Healthspan, Longevity, longevity trial, omega, omega-3, Preventive medicine., REJUVENATION, research study, scientific findings, Server, slow aging, trial, wellness intervention

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Chimeras Created:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Dimension Hops:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like takin’ an omega-3 pill every day, but for yo Minecraft soul, ya know? It’s gonna slow down yo ageing process in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for years and still feelin’ fresh as a daisy. We talkin’ ’bout rejuvenating yo biological age in da game, like you gonna be playin’ for three years and still lookin’ like a Minecraft baby. So come on and join dis server, cuz we gonna keep you young and fresh in da Minecraft world, yo!

Players:	107/100	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	253	Towns Built:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10