Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 24, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Towns Built: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 37
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Buildings Constructed: 37

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SquirtleSquadMC

    SquirtleSquadMC

    Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ExeosCraft

    ExeosCraft

    Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Cropied

    Cropied

    play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Arcane Towers Raised: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft

    KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 833 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3376 Void Armor Forged: 29

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • MunchyMC

    MunchyMC

    MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5199 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Celestial Pixelmon

    Celestial Pixelmon

    Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • MC64

    MC64

    “What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MineJordyn

    MineJordyn

    It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft

    OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • FlareMC

    FlareMC

    Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2982 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Star Shards Collected: 182

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RoyalMC

    RoyalMC

    RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • DisasterMC Network

    DisasterMC Network

    Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MasterCraft

    MasterCraft

    MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1523 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Survivaldub

    Survivaldub

    Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 15

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Acorn

    Acorn

    Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

    Updated October 24, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7598 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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