Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Meteorites Collected: 1 Evil Twin Fights: 5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • AetherConquest

    AetherConquest

    Aether Conquest is a server based on a custom gamemode with custom-coded features; the closest category being a “box server”. However, unlike box servers, we offer tons of extra content, such as a level system, custom crafting system, boss spawns, unique and dynamic PvP systems, and more! We plan to keep updating Xanatos with more exclusive features as time goes on!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Potions Brewed: 27
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Hemisphere Survival

    Hemisphere Survival

    Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server with QOL/Performance Datapacks and Mods, including Simple Voice Chat. Friendly Community for anyone who loves Minecraft as much as we do. No plots or protection size limits. Creativity is always encouraged.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 7248

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • AusGG

    AusGG

    AusGG is an Australian Minecraft Network which features variety of different game modes.The current servers are: AussieSMP – A whitelisted application survival server with features to improve quality of life for players such as claims, shops and basic teleports. Aussie Creative – A whitelisted creative server for players to build on.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 39 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DrakesCraft Network

    DrakesCraft Network

    Network DrakesCraft Java and Bedrock always active, 24 hours a day Ip: mc.drakescraft.net Bedrock port: 25565 Versions from 1.18 to 1.20.X Modalities: – Survival 1.20.X Slimefun Custom With many enchantments, more than 8 thousand items (slimefun, 100% technical plugin to create minerals, and its expansions). Use of optifine is recommended In this server community we have plugins for: -protections -Great variety of strong mobs and bosses -custom items and enchantments. -slimefun Discord https://discord.gg/nZgQgbRx6A

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 17
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • HalfastMC UHC Survival

    HalfastMC UHC Survival

    Bedrock Edition and Pocket Edition – IP: play.halfastmc.com PORT: 19132The average player CAN NOT SURVIVE playing 5 minutes on THIS server! The Minecraft server HalfastMC is an Ultra Hardcore Vanilla Minecraft Server – Hard Mode Survival with no natural regeneration. Players have to use potions, beacons, apples, etc to regenerate health. Monsters spawn more often and hit much harder. Unlike other servers, players won’t be banned from the server after death. Commands like teleport are very limited, to add more of a challenge to your experience. The server is also very strongly against pay to win, so you won’t see any premium packages for overpowered items.HalfastMC has a semi-active community, filled with people who have been active for many years, and some players that joined very recently. Most of the community is a mature audience, so join and chat at your own discretion. HalfastMC is the perfect place for players who love survival Minecraft but think it’s way too easy. Join the Discord community using this link: https://discord.gg/REGwfwRe6d , or play on the server now using the IP address play.halfastmc.com , or visit our website at www.halfastmc.com. (This server is a direct descendant of DRAGONHOLLOW / Dragon Hollow – If you used to play there, we play here now!)

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 21 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    FTB Interactions by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: it.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Rune Stones Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • SonOyuncu Network

    SonOyuncu Network

    Son Oyuncu Network offers you a minecraft experience you have never seen before. Get ready for a minecraft experience that will increase your gaming pleasure with 100% cheat protection and a quality management team!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Secret Passages Found: 7
    Zombie Dances: 2 Potions Brewed: 26

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • No Named Orgs Server

    No Named Orgs Server

    We are a community aimed at making a fun gaming environment for all gamers to play in! Currently, we have several features:Survival Creative Mob Arenas Wands Infernal Mobs Dungeons And much more!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • cCraft

    cCraft

    cCraft as a bilingual server (German/English) was made openly accessible again with 1.7.x – the principle of being as close as possible to the original Minecraft has the highest priority here.As a player, you have the opportunity to protect your areas on your own responsibility – without having to ask an admin. No commands are required, just a chest (for the very first custom zone) and a gold shovel for creating new zones and moving the corners of existing zones.Our worlds are free to use, as we know from the original Minecraft – only the areas protected by other players are subject to restrictions.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 New Chunks Explored: 357913
    Void Gems Collected: 26 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Project City Build

    Project City Build

    Project City Build [ Creative | Survival | Minigames ]PCB is a tight knit Minecraft community and city building server, dedicated to building realistic, modern, themed or period based towns and cities. PCB has been running since the early days of Classic, and has grown and evolved over the years.Whether on our creative or survival mode maps, you can get together with your friends to create your own cities. Our server is based around building large scale towns and cities; help expand an existing town, or start your own!Project City Build is a small and friendly community that will always welcome new members. If you are interested in building things, this server is perfect for you.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 22
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • that cry

    that cry

    liroyo – a gaming experience out of this world. So who are we? Hi, I’m Leroy and I’m a relatively small YouTuber, ever since I can remember playing minecraft, I’ve always wanted to have a minecraft server. Until now it was just Batternos, but I wanted to take it a step further: a really real server, real storage, a level server. So I invite you to come to Leroy: serve with a loving community, Fastest support available And above all, just a fun Minecraft server to play on.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 53
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • DreamZone

    DreamZone

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    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • lemoncraft

    lemoncraft

    At LemonCraft we focus on an unusual gaming experience, do our missions, defeat bosses to unlock worlds, explore our custom world and become the top of the server! We will wait for you!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Potions Brewed: 117
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • vakmc

    vakmc

    Who are we? VAKMC is India’s Biggest Minecraft NetworkWhat do we have? ⇨ Ultimate Lifesteal And more gamemodes coming soon!(VAK MC is available for both JAVA Edition and BEDROCK/POCKET Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: vakmc.fun ◆ Bedrock Port: 25626Come Join the fire and compete with many other players to drill the leaderboard!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • JustMinecraft

    JustMinecraft

    Just minecraft is a simply server for everyone who want to join with friends and play. This server is for you, just like you will create your own but you dont have to, just join!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Animals Bred: 76 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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