Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 27, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created: 17 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Argentinidad

    Argentinidad

    Server Features: /rankup system with which you rise in rank by meeting its objectives, gaining commands and other benefits that make you want to reach the last rank, although it will not be easy at all.

    Skills with McMMO, new balanced enchantments, missions, jobs, balanced economy, server in Spanish, protection mines, automatic login system for premiums, backpacks, bosses, bloodmoon, new biomes, poquebolas, store, new achievements, leveled mobs, Improved invasions, auctions.

    Modified world, new structures and new biomes to explore.

    New achievements, there are more than 1000, if you are a fan of completing achievements you have a while, they also give rewards!

    Server hosted in Argentina. argentinidad.net – 20002 port for Bedrock. https://discord.gg/RCmEuzvpWM

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 57 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • GODMC

    GODMC

    Best Minecraft Lifesteal Smp of Manish LandClaim Economy More things in smp Warzone Etc Also Youtubers Play This Smp Like STEVEPLAYZ , AKELAPLAYZ, BARKEEP BRO2.0 , POWR WALKER , GAMER ATKN , LITE GAMER ETC

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 323 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • MCTantrum

    MCTantrum

    MCTantrum has a wide variety of things to do for every type of Minecraft player – there’s so much to do, you won’t be getting bored for a long time!

    We’re a non P2W Slimefun server focusing on becoming super OP through crafting and climbing ranks. We have a massive ranking chain with 32 ranks and 15 Slimefun addons. There’s lots of custom items including charms, armor, weapons, tools, and cosmetics.

    We provide a well maintained and stable environment for players of all types, everyone is welcome to join!

    ‹Events› ‹Economy› ‹Ranks› ‹Quests› ‹Slimefun› ‹Crates› ‹DynMap› ‹Claims› ‹Jobs› ‹EliteMobs› ‹Auctions› ‹McMMO› ‹Spawners› ‹Discord› ‹Oraxen› ‹SignShop› ‹Brewery› ‹AdvancedEnchantments›

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18 Epic Battles Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • FTB Direwolf20 Latest

    FTB Direwolf20 Latest

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░

    >> Server address: dw19.craftersland.net

    ░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Direwolf20 1.19.2 Modpack

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 20 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Lapitos Gaclaticraft

    Lapitos Gaclaticraft

    In a world where man meets wilderness, as man looked unto the stars, dreams were born. Welcome to Lapito’s Galacticraft, The first 1.6.4 Galacticraft pack to make a 1.12.2 server. Adventure of with your friends to the cosmos either to build the best of bases or to raid your most daunting foes. This Is Lapitos https://thebobsgamingnetwork.net/modpacks/lapitos.html?ref=MinecraftServers

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 95978 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • RedePike

    RedePike

    Welcome to the RedePike Minecraft server! Play both Java and Bedrock versions and enjoy an exciting Survival mode. Explore, collect resources and build your journey in the dynamic server world.

    ========================== JAVA & BEDROCK – 1.12 – 1.19.x ==========================

    > Survival > Economia > Bosses > Skills

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    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • PokeVanilla

    PokeVanilla

    :0 we are back and PokeVanilla has updated to 1.16.5 Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.3 -No Freebies, just you and your starter in a world full of resources, over 900 obtainable pokemon, raids, and other Pixelmon features. -We currently have 16+ completely player-built gyms and gym teams as well as lots of opportunities for players to become gym leaders. -We’ve made highly sought-after unobtainable vanilla, BYG, and Pixelmon items obtainable for players to earn. -Shiny Base chances will always be 1/4096 and we will never change that, Raid chances vanilla, and legendaries vanilla. -Tournaments for players who’ve bred or pumped full of caps/rare candies/mints to the maximum. -Trainer Classes you can choose your Trainer Class just like the NPC of our favorite pokemon games like Youngster, Ace Trainer, Rich Kid, and so on, you can also choose to be Trainer Classless.

    We are a 100% free-to-play custom vanilla Pixelmon reforged server that is always looking to provide new and unique content. We are looking for supporters, staff, builders, and developers interested in supporting a small non-profit team of dedicated Pixelmon enthusiasts.

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 36
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MinePixel

    MinePixel

    Welcome to MinePixel a super friendly 1.20 Survival SMP! We are a laid back community with anti-grief land claiming, active staff and much more!

    – Economy – Jobs – Land claiming – Custom items – Furniture

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 62 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Farnetworks

    Farnetworks

    Farnetworks is a network of servers mostly relating to survival gameplay. We began the creation of this server in 2019 but could not continue but now we are back!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 32
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Boomercraft.eu

    Boomercraft.eu

    Fast growing user friendly community. Survival v.1.20.x

    We are a mostly vanilla PVE survival server. We try to keep the server as vanilla as possible, but we do run jobs, mcmmo, a fishing contest and a claim plugin.

    We have a very nice, helpfull and friendly community. NO stupid OP items, just vanilla enchants!

    Come and join us and have fun with your friends!

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Void Armor Forged: 15
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    PlutoCraft

    Why Should You Join? – Dedicated Community – Daily Crate Keys – In-Game Shop – Bounties – & Much More!

    Join today! We will be glad to have you on! https://discord.plutocraft.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 208 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • WatAlca

    WatAlca

    Servidor Survival Towny OneBlock Chile Always online! Discord server: discord.gg/X3w3VvwUvc Everything personalized and innovated For chill and lively people

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • LibreLand

    LibreLand

    Minecraft Server » Toxicity Free » open 24/7 » Active and very friendly staff » Divers

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • TwentSMP

    TwentSMP

    TwentSMP is the first Earth, OneBlock, LifeSteal and Survival Server set in version 1.20 supporting all Bedrock Devices and Java. Get ready to make memories that you will never forget and play on one of the fastest growing SMP’s in the world! IP: mc.twenture.net

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 75 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ZMinecraft

    ZMinecraft

    Server premium and no premium 1.8.x to 1.19.x

    IP Java: play.z-mc.net IP Bedrock: bedrock.z-mc.net Puerto Bedrock: 19132

    Survival OP Prison OP Oneblock FullPvP Survival Vanilla Survival Keep Inventory

    Updated October 27, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Crops Grown: 1684

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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