Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Big Fat Man Minecraft SMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to never ask what it feels like to have sex with a big fat man. Trust us, you don’t want to know the answer.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and the occasional run-in with a mysterious group of llamas who control the server economy. Rumor has it they trade in diamonds for llama spit, but you didn’t hear it from us.

Our community is full of quirky characters, from the guy who only communicates in pig squeals to the girl who insists her pet chicken is actually a secret government agent. You never know what you’ll encounter next!

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Just remember, never ask about the big fat man. Trust us, it’s better that way.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival

    From The Fog Survival is a New Minecraft Server that features not only Herobrine, but also some new entities that lurk in the darkness…

    THIS SERVER IS IN A BETA RELEASE, AND NOT ONLY NEEDS FORGE 1.20.1 INSTALLED TO RUN, BUT ALSO ALL THE MODS TO BE INSTALLED ON YOUR PC.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Caps Skyblock

    Caps Skyblock

    Welcome to Cap’s Skyblock server! Here you can play solo Skyblock or easily play with friends! Great OP items with the custom enchant system or build your island up. Vote for in-game rewards and so much more!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 37 Potions Brewed: 120
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 62

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Unicraft Network

    Unicraft Network

    Unicraft Network official server, I hope you have fun playing on this server we have Modalities available, survival custom boxpvp Clans and many more I hope to see you

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 17
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Critter Craft

    Critter Craft

    Embark upon an extraordinary odyssey within our Minecraft Survival Server, where the harmonious integration of Towny plugins converges with a pulsating economy, creating an immersive and intricate tapestry of gameplay.

    Forge strategic alliances, stake your claim by establishing a sovereign town, and artfully navigate the nuanced dynamics of a player-driven economy. In this expansive world, success hinges on astute planning, collaboration, and the development of robust camaraderie.

    Will you ascend as an economic maestro, skillfully shaping the destiny of your virtual empire, or emerge as a masterful town architect, crafting realms that stand the test of time? Alternatively, will you become a formidable force, a driving influence in the ever-evolving survival landscape?

    Join us now and etch your indelible mark into the very bedrock of our server. An unparalleled adventure awaits—where unity, thriving communities, and conquest define your journey!

    Don’t be scared. Come hang with the critters.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 703218 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Crystal Wands Charged: 10 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lyoxir Network

    Lyoxir Network

    Lyoxir Network is a Minecraft server that values ​​user feedback and constantly strives to improve. It offers an exclusive game mode, Survival Earth Kingdoms, which features a detailed map of the Earth where players can create/join kingdoms, role-play, and go to war. Lyoxir Network is committed to providing a unique and rewarding gaming experience that no other Minecraft server can compete with. Join now and come take a look!

    Frequent questions: 1# What is our IP? You can join our network through the IP play.lyoxir.net or play.lyoxir.xyz. We are waiting for you!

    2# What version is the server? Lyoxir Network supports players of all versions higher than 1.12.2, this to provide the user with a better experience.

    If you have more questions or concerns about our server, we invite you to join our discord.lyoxir.net where you can create a ticket and talk to our team.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Dragons Nest

    Dragons Nest

    We are one of the is one of the longest running Minecraft servers on the internet and have something for everyone: Skyblock, PvE, PvP w/ Factions, minigames, HUGE “plotme” creative Plots, Hide&Seek (BlockHunt), Infection, MobArena, and Paintball (Snowball fight)!, etc! Come join the fun! First auto-rank-up after only a few hours of gameplay!! Now with SkyGrid! Come see our new (2024) gorgeous spawns by Luna_BlackRose!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Killion Detention Center

    Killion Detention Center

    Killion Detention Center Revival

    Welcome to the rebirth of a legend! The iconic Killion Detention Center – one of Minecraft’s most esteemed prison servers – is back, inviting inmates old and new to its fortified walls. Brace yourself, because while we’re resurrecting the nostalgia of the original, we’re also introducing modern-day twists that’ll test your survival and strategy skills.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 6 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • KenterMC

    KenterMC

    KenterMC is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. There are a lot of ways to PVP, such as with swords, crystals and even custom items! The server is joinable on the more recent versions of the game. The current KenterMC IP is kentermc.minehut.gg

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Animals Bred: 188 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CivEarth v4

    CivEarth v4

    CivEarth is a 1:500 Earth map Minecraft server that is on its 4th version! Join a diverse community and a mature and helpful staff. We have many unique plugins for you to enjoy with a range of Towny based plugins such as Towny Resources and Siegewar with other fun plugins including , MCMMO, a digital economy, auctions, PvP Duels, fishing, quests, vehicles, realms and dungeons and much more!

    We are available on Java at: play.CivEarth.net. You can now join with bedrock! play.civearth.net, port:19132. We hope to see you around!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Dojo

    The Dojo

    The Dojo is a 1.20.1 advancing towny server focusing on survival, economy, and building your community. We work hard on ensuring all players have fun and do our best to fix any bumps along the way! We appreciate your time and thank you for supporting us!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • SloKuharji

    SloKuharji

    Slovenian minecraft server with survival. good economy, friendly playerbase. lbalblalbalblablalbalblalblablalblalbalblalbalblalbalblllalblabllablablablablabablablablablablablablabl

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Runes Activated: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • CritPots

    CritPots

    » Fun PvP : With the removal of netherite armor, totems, and end crystals we ensure a fast paced pvp experience.

    » Diamond Based Economy : Currency is backed by diamonds for a balanced and long lasting economy.

    » Raiding : There are no rules against griefing or raiding other bases, do as you wish in the free world!

    » Leaderboards : Climb the leaderboards and rise to the top!

    » Proximity Voice Chat : Talk with others using the Simple Voice Chat mod! (Not required to join)Voice Chat Mod : modrinth.com/plugin/simple-voice-chat

    » IP : Critpots.mine.bz

    Currently no bedrock support

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 143 Chaos Gates Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Red MC

    Red MC

    Red MC is a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting gaming experience. Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, our custom survival server will offer you a unique experience. Our goal is to provide a Minecraft world

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • BluePlanetMc

    BluePlanetMc

    Welcome to BlueplanetMC!

    Step into the extraordinary world of BlueplanetMC, where the horizon is boundless, and adventure soars high in the sky. We offer a unique combination of Survival and Skyblock, providing players with the freedom to play in various ways.

    Explore the Survival Adventure: Immerse yourself in the vast survival world of BlueplanetMC, where challenging environments and wondrous landscapes await you. Gather resources, construct beautiful structures, and brave the dangers hidden in the expansive terrain.

    Explore the Skyblock: Embark on the Skyblock challenge and experience life high above the clouds. Start with a modest island and expand it into a floating paradise. Survive with limited resources and collaborate with fellow island residents to create the ultimate skyblock empire.

    Join the BlueplanetMC Community: Become a part of our growing community of adventurers, builders, and survivors. Make friends, share your creations, and leave your unique mark in the world of BlueplanetMC.

    Whether you’re exploring the ground or reaching for the stars, BlueplanetMC offers an unparalleled gaming experience. Join us and discover the limitless possibilities of our Survival and Skyblock Minecraft server!

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 4
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • herobrine.live

    herobrine.live

    Embark on a thrilling adventure at Herobrine.live – a Minecraft survival server where you create, survive, and thrive. Engage in a vibrant community.

    Updated October 28, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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