Big Booty Blasters: The Ultimate Minecraft Server for Epic Gamers! Join Now & Get Your Booty Blasted!

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Emeralds Found:	783	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on servers with boring, average-sized builds? Well, look no further! This server is perfect for those with a sense of humor and a love for the absurd.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unpredictable events and outrageous builds that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is known for its creativity and willingness to push the boundaries of what is possible in the game.

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by placing invisible blocks in their path. Will you be able to outsmart the ghost and uncover the secrets of the server?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild adventure unlike any other. Just remember, on this server, anything is possible – even if it involves tiny white dicks.

NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, clean, Conflict, death, Favor, Gate, guests, Help, hospice, HOTELS, House, Introvert, mail, Minecraft, neighbor, NeighborlyCraft, RELATIVES, roof, Server, Sleeping accommodations, Spouse, vacation, well off

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Votes:	2257	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Farms Harvested:	692
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11

Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

GiftGateCraft

Boundaries, Christmas drama, Christmas presents, Communication Issues, family conflicts, family dynamics, family pressure, gift etiquette, gift expectations, gift giving, gift regrets, GiftGateCraft, Gratitude, Heated Blanket, holiday traditions, long term grudges, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister drama, spoiled children

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	7324
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	194	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where heated blanket drama is a thing of the past! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of the misplaced blanket in this post.

Imagine a world where every block you mine leads to a new adventure, just like the never-ending saga of the heated blanket. Will you be the hero who finally gives the gift, or will you stand your ground like a true Minecraft warrior?

Don’t let the blanket drama get you down, join our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a heated blanket hidden deep within the mines, just waiting to be claimed by a grateful player.

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where blankets are the ultimate prize and family drama is just another block to be mined. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement in the world of Minecraft? Let’s dig in and see where the adventure takes us!

LoopholeLooter Minecraft SMP

LoopholeLooter, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4551
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	2305
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	168	Treasure Maps Found:	8

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory of servers! We have so many crazy loopholes that will blow your mind. Like, one time I found a secret tunnel that led to a diamond mine guarded by llamas wearing top hats. And if you join our server, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs every hour. It’s like living in a fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies trying to ruin the party. So come join us and experience the wackiest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

Blocky Bros: Booty vs Chest

attractiveness, beauty standards, blocky, body image, body positivity, Boobs, BOOTY, bros, butt, chest, comparison, curves, Femininity, gender differences, Masculinity, Men, Physical attraction, physical features, Preferences, relationships, self-confidence, self-perception, societal standards, Women

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	4084
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	38	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will make your butt vs boobs debate pale in comparison? Look no further! Our server is like the ultimate showdown between Steve’s square butt and his blocky pecs. Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget which body part you were even arguing about. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that awaits on our server!

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

arms development, arms trade, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCommies, defense alliances, Defense Contracts, defense industry, eastern europe, FOREIGN AID, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, military cooperation, military support, military technology, Minecraft, political controversy, precision-guided bombs, russia, Server, Taiwanese company, Ukraine, war technology

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	33	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Astral Projections Made:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Zombie Dances:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have taiwanese company building precision-guided bombs for russia to use in ukraine BUT WAIT there’s more! we also have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and unicorns that poop rainbows for you to ride on! join now for a chance to battle against a giant zombie chicken boss and win a diamond-encrusted toilet seat as a prize! don’t miss out on all the wacky fun, join now!

TerritoryTussleMC

annexation, border disputes, Conflict Resolution, Crimea, donetsk, eastern europe, european union, Geopolitics, international relations, Luhansk, military aggression, military conflict, nato, occupation, political tension, russia, SOVEREIGNTY, Territory loss, TerritoryTussleMC, Ukraine, War

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	654
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	85
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	28	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the land be disappearing faster than you can say “creeper”? Like, Ukraine be losing 20 sq km of territory every dang day, and the Russians be snatching up 3,600 sq km in just one year! It’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with way higher stakes and way more explosions.

Join our server and be part of the action! Build your base, gather your resources, and watch out for those sneaky Russian players trying to claim your land. Will you be a hero defending your turf, or will you be a villain seizing territory left and right? The choice is yours, but remember – in this server, there are no rules, only chaos.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where the land is constantly shifting and the battles never end. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Dad Jokes R Us

bad jokes, Cheesy jokes, classic jokes, comedy, corny jokes, dad, dad humor, dad jokes, dad puns, dadisms, funny, groaners, humor, jokes, lame jokes, Laughter, old jokes, one-liners, punny jokes, Puns, silly jokes

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8670
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got diamond armor for days and unlimited cake for all the hungry gamers out there.

if you join dis server, you’ll be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of your pickaxe. plus, our resident villager, Steve, tells the best dad jokes in all of minecraft land.

we also have a secret underground base filled with rare treasures and a pet dragon named Fluffy who loves to roast marshmallows with his fiery breath.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Challenges, Community, competitive, Crafting, Events, Exploring, Friends, Fun, gameplay, Minecraft, multiplayer, Only, PvE, PvP, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	20	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

4fd6.vanillaboxmc.ru

GoatZone Reborn

amazing, Battles, BUILD, collaborations, Community, Discord, Events, GoatZone, Gts, Join, Minecraft, Modded, ONLINE, pokemon, reborn, Server, smp, Thrive, together, Trade, trainer, VOICE

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	4880
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	995865
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Votes:	5322	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Cobblemon SMP Overview

What We Offer
Cobblemon Mod: Dive into the perfect blend of Pokémon and Minecraft and catch them all alongside our community!
Player-Centric Social Gameplay: Engage in trading, battles, and collaborations with fellow players.
Global Trade System (GTS): Trade seamlessly with players, even when they’re offline.
Community-Focused Events: From easter eggs to tournaments and legendary occurrences, there’s always something happening, so don’t miss out!
Active Discord server: Even when you’re not online on our Minecraft server, you can always find people to chat with within our active Discord server!

If you’re ready to join a server where your voice matters and your Cobblemon thrives, come check us out! Join us here.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the Cobblemon SMP server?	To join the server, you can connect through the provided Discord link: https://discord.gg/wSyCvCGry4
Do I need any specific mods to play on the server?	Yes, you will need the Cobblemon Mod to fully experience the Pokémon and Minecraft fusion on the server.
Are there regular community events on the server?	Yes, there are often community events such as tournaments, legendary occurrences, and more. Stay tuned for updates!
Is the server community-friendly?	Absolutely! We focus on building a tight-knit, friendly community where players can interact and collaborate with each other.

Epic Adventure Quests 1.21

Adventure, Bonding, brotherhood, brotherly love, camaraderie, Companionship, Connection, emotions, Empathy, Epic, Fraternity, friendship, Kinship, Memories, Nostalgia, Quests, Reminiscing, shared experiences, solidarity, Support, togetherness, Understanding, Unity

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	376	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Yo, have you ever felt like you’re stuck in a boring old reality, just mining away with no purpose?

Well, guess what? This Minecraft server is here to save you from the mundane!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mind-blowing creations that will make you question everything you thought you knew about blocky worlds.

Forget about boring old survival mode, on this server, anything goes!

We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gameplay to a whole new level.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible!

EnunCITY Minecraft Server

aging, annoyance, asking for clarification, Assertiveness, Communication Issues, effective communication, enunciating clearly, EnunCITY, Frustration, hearing loss, husband-wife communication, L.A. accent, language barriers, marriage problems, Minecraft, patience, relationship dynamics, repeating oneself, Respect, Server, tone of voice, Understanding

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5215
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of repeating yourself to your husband like a broken record player? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is the solution to all your problems! Join us and escape the endless cycle of repeating every sentence you say to your hubby.

Our server is like a magical land where your words are heard loud and clear the first time you say them. No need to stand facing your husband until he looks directly at you, just hop on our server and communicate with ease.

And the best part? You can speak as fast as you want with your L.A. accent, no need to slow down for anyone! Say goodbye to annoying looks and Japanese confusion, and hello to a world where your voice is always crystal clear.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where communication is key and repeating yourself is a thing of the past. Don’t be the butt of annoying looks and disrespectful remarks, join us and speak your mind without hesitation!

NudeNinjaCraft

aita, best friends, blocked, DATING, DESPERATE, ex, FaceTime, Friends, Girlfriend, hate me, lying.., making fun, NudeNinjaCraft, please her, proof, Screenshot, sending nudes, sex, talking behind back, touching himself

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Farms Harvested:	936
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and betrayal, just like this insane story! Are you ready to navigate through friendships turned sour, exes dating each other, and nudes being sent behind backs? Our server is the perfect place for those who love a good plot twist and unexpected turns. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama firsthand in our Minecraft world? Join now and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you!

CraftyCountryPicker

Adventure, climate, Community, Country, CraftyCountryPicker, culture, dream, Dream destination, expat life, Explore, Foreign, immigration, Job Opportunities, Language, Lifestyle, Live, new beginnings, Relocation, scenery, travel, Wanderlust

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	5117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Are you tired of living in boring old reality? Come join our Minecraft server and choose from a variety of wacky countries to live in! Want to live in a country where pigs rule and humans drool? We got you covered! How about a country where the sky is made of cheese and the rivers flow with chocolate milk? We’ve got that too! Join us for a wild ride through the craziest countries you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

AeroCraft Minecraft Server

Aerocraft, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	4795
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have epic battles in the sky like azerbaijan airlines but without the plane crashes cuz we got epic pilots who can dodge anything even creepers and zombies. our server is so lit that even herobrine wants to join but we said nah bro you too scary. come build your own epic airline and fly to crazy destinations like the nether and the end. trust us, you won’t regret it cuz our server is the bomb like tnt but without the explosions cuz we got epic safety measures in place. join now and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure ever!

NaziCraft: Zurich Summit

afd, attended, Blood & Honour, controversial, DECEMBER, Europe, Event, extremism, far right, German, hate group, Junge Tat, Militant, NaziCraft, neo-nazis, ORGANIZED, politicians, Politics, Speech, summit, switzerland, Zürich

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3426
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	202
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1